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Anyone going to LIV golf on the Friday and have ground passes I have two hospitality tickets going spare and cheap #livgolf #JCBgolf

@Alderkyle @Printworks_LDN 👀

@Printworks_LDN @Mr_TMStone

Are you listening? 2.0 2026

@SuzyGrenfell Exactly the same here too!

Well @LaplandUK I was ready to pay .. had this screen for 5 mins then I lost my tickets and space in the queue… fuming!!! #laplanduk

@kell_1983 I have your same hope too!! If not I’m going full Elizabeth Taylor

@Mr_TMStone I have every faith that as your 1st birthday as husband and wife, that she won’t let you down.

@Mr_TMStone Hope that donkeys turned up for you today……

I saw you coming - artisan bakery

You can’t expect to win if you don’t turn up

Solidarity with Ukraine ✊ (Russian Embassy, London)

"Oh yeah, Lent. What are you giving up? Being the biggest eejit in the priesthood?"

Busy night tonight, a production line of valentines cards in effect by the boys

Phone calls from my father are alway so efficient and no beating about the bush No telling me how he is No asking how I am Just telling me the job I’ve got to do for him

Had this bad boy!!

When I finally have my mental breakdown it’ll either be from how slow my children are at getting dressed or how loud they are at eating

Pulled your calf playing football Tom? Nope, celebrating a goal, fucking idiot #dcfcfans

I have now paid more in fixed penalty fines than my wife has paid in tax.

Happy Meldrew Point Day, Jennifer Lopez! Today she's reached 19,537 days old, matching Richard Wilson's age when episode 1 of One Foot In The Grave was aired on Jan 4, 1990. I don't believe it!