
Seamus Murphy
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Seamus Murphy
@MurphysMaths
Head of Mathematics in Hampshire secondary school. NPQML. Níl aon tinteán mar do thinteán féin
Hampshire انضم Ocak 2016
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A blonde woman walks into a bank in London before going on vacation and asks for a £5,000 loan...
The banker asks, "Okay, miss, is there anything you would like to use as collateral?"Rolls-Royce
The woman says, "Yes, of course. I'll use my Rolls Royce."
The banker, stunned, asks, "A £250,000 Rolls-Royce? Really?"
The woman is completely positive.
She hands over the keys as the bankers and loan officers laugh at her.
They check her credentials and make sure she is the title owner. Everything checks out. They park it in their underground garage for two weeks.
When she comes back, she pays off the £5,000 loan as well as the £15.41 interest.
The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very appreciative of your business with us, but I have one question. We looked you up and found out that you are a multi-millionaire. Why would you want to borrow £5,000?"
The woman replies, "Where else in London can I park my car for two weeks for only £15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
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@talkSPORT Wrong way around! Saka easily the more overrated player.
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@JamesMelville Grown man's first response is to name call, says it all!
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A journalist does her actual job and asks a difficult question to Donald Trump regarding the Epstein files:
Trump: “You’re a terrible person and a terrible reporter. I think the license should be taken away from ABC because your news is so fake and is so wrong.”
In the court of Trump, he only wants fawning sycophants surrounding him and shuts down, threatens and demeans anyone who has the guts to question or stand up to him. The diametric opposite of what freedom of speech should stand for.
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@FPLfrasier haha damn you are thick! All this says is Rooney is humble! Gary Neville's opinions are irrelevant, they are two different people!!
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@talkSPORT Cundy is right.....a little extreme, but overall he is right. Barcelona win all those titles all over again without Neymar. He was at the very best the 6th best player in that team. Never made anyone better.
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@Neycromancer Tackle1 Head the ball! Long range passing! There is more to football than step overs!!!
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There isn’t a single thing in football that Wayne Rooney does that Neymar can’t do at least three times better.
Polymarket FC@PolymarketFC
🚨 WTF! 🤯 Wayne Rooney: “I’ve never seen Neymar as a top, top player.” 🇧🇷 🎥 @WeAreTheOverlap
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@Vimhype_ @FPLfrasier That's the most mid tweet I've ever seen.
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@FPLfrasier hahahaha at no point was Neymar better than Rooney!!
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people will deadass say LeBron’s legacy would be better if he was 4-0 instead of 4-6.
JVS3PH@jvs3ph
"If you lose in the conference finals in '07, '11, '14, '15, '17, and '18 instead of winning people will consider you more of a winner"
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@Gee_SK Because it's the premier league! There is only one premier league game per week for each team!!!!
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How can he win this award when he only plays once a week?
utdreport@utdreport
Official: Bruno Fernandes has won the Premier League Player of the Matchweek award.
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@JLewis562 A worst is Dwight Howard, didn't know he was an ass-kisser, how embarrassing for his mum.
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@JennyEnya @Raindropsmedia1 Irrelevant dude! Take breadth and figure it out.
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@Raindropsmedia1 All of you saying they are not worth it, how many of you can actually ball or even make a career out of playing basketball? They deserve to be paid more!
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@Raindropsmedia1 hahahaha where is this money going to come from?!!! Need people through the turnstiles and people tuning in first!
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@Deji_mide Different footballing world child, different footballing world, premier league didn't hold all the £££.
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Alex Ferguson won just 2 in 30 years btw and it took him 12 years in to win his first.
LiveScore@livescore
Pep Guardiola has won just one Champions League title in his 10 campaigns as Manchester City manager 👀🏆
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@BxciiNG @propsMCFC I am far from a City fan, but that's just great banter! Rubbish at supporting their team but great at winding up Vini. Vini should have risen above it, last nights celebrations were antagonistic, he was in the wrong and he could have gone worse if City fans bit.
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@tier_1st You 100 players in your squad, toom many games is absolutely no excuse for Chelsea.
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