Michael Muske

Oh the irony lol

Excuse me while I ✨dissociate✨

Doing my best to help the underpopulation crisis. A collapsing birth rate is the biggest danger civilization faces by far.

Population of Mars is still zero people!

Prime Minister Abe was a champion of democracy and a firm believer that no economy, society, or country can achieve its full potential if women are left behind. I am shocked and devastated by his assassination—a loss for Japan and our world.

Anime : Cowboy Bebop

@satanstwinkie Ayeeee 🔥can you send me a link pls?🙏😝

Tesla AI Day pushed to Sept 30, as we may have an Optimus prototype working by then

Only thing more remarkable than DOJ not leaking the list is that no one in the media cares. Doesn’t that seem odd?

Look, a squirrel! This is the White House’s statement about my recent tweets. They understandably want to muddy the topic. They know inflation hurts the neediest the most. But unions aren’t causing inflation and neither are wealthy people. Remember the Administration tried…

If you're below 30, read this:

@elonmusk 🤣🤣🤣🤣I'm dead

Listen, I can’t do miracles ok

@Ghastly is there a afterparty? 👀❤️‍🩹heard there might but don't wanna go without confirmation 🙏💙it be hard out here!!

@DogemonGoApp Gm

🎮 to 💰 fans! 🐶📈👀

Racking em up. #destiny comp

@satanstwinkie Cuteee

Shame: Elon Musk Donates $5.7 Billion To Charity Even Though The Government Could Have Used It To Fill 7 Potholes babylonbee.com/news/shame-elo…

@satanstwinkie Samee 😭🔥