Mythic Guilds | DM Phase

@No1badger321 @omgjulissaa Lol get a grip simp

@omgjulissaa Just woke wishing my dick was being sucked! So it seems we have quite a bit in common. My sugar lips, candy pants! With breasts of an angel 😇 😍🫠

Just woke up wishing I had a dick to suck

@Misseatstoomuch Yes please sick of seeing wierd ass shit like this come up in my notifications!

My content posts will now be followers only for comments, I am fucking tired of you weirdos

@ma1ybe On todays episode of "things that never happened"

So I found out My male coworker who kept hitting on me for months even though i kept rejecting him, he was already engaged but still continued to flirt w me for months, and then i realized he wasn’t just flirting, he was trying to use me to get help with his work so he could get promoted, and a few days ago he asked me to help with a project that his promotion depended on, and i said i would send everything by sunday but i didn’t, and on monday when he confronted me i told him this is how men who don’t respect their relationship get treated, and now the promotion he was about to get is gone because he had nothing to present, and honestly i just took my revenge, don’t try to use me and expect benefits. I hope sisterhood is proud of me.

@bellaLovesanim @ma1ybe

I don't want to get involved with anything that has to do with childbirth/marriage bcos it makes a hot woman look like a grandma within a twinkle of an eye. I prefer sneaky links bcos there's no emotions attached just straight to business and you get to keep your cute shape too🥹

From a teenager to a 46 year old mother of 3 you sack of shit

@____selah @Qveen_Potato She probably thinks the bear wont maul her is she doesn't consent to it! Once again making a post about them! Lol

@Qveen_Potato this literally had nothing to do with the topic of consent just the mere fact that withdrawing intimacy ruins relationships

No means no, wtf is it about consent y'all don't get.

@Denkmal6850 @ABatsberg Better do the nads to stop the blood line....

Hitting your head with a Hammer was arguably the most basic visual tool for animators to showcase how someone was irredeemably stupid, I can't believe it's become a regular thing among influencers now.

@jakepaul Wish someone would turn this clown off

Purposefully turning off the halftime show Let’s rally together and show big corporations they can’t just do whatever they want without consequences (which equals viewership for them) You are their benefit. Realize you have power. Turn off this halftime. A fake American citizen performing who publicly hates America. I cannot support that.

When the plan falls apart, the map’s on fire, and the dice hate you… but the party starts improvising and somehow turns disaster into legend 😂 What’s the wildest comeback your table pulled off with pure improv? #dnd #ttrpg #mythicguilds #improv

When your “thanks for watching” sounds more like a villain’s final warning and chat LOVES it 😈 Would you trust this party of streamers with your fate… or reroll your whole character? #dnd #ttrpg #mythicguilds #dndhumor

One second they’re rolling dice, the next… their character is just GONE. No death save, no goodbye, just vanished from the story. How would you handle a player’s character mysteriously disappearing mid-campaign? 👀 #dnd #ttrpg #mythicguilds #vanishingact

At death’s door, a dying man makes one final wish… and the gods actually answer. The whole table freezes as divine intervention flips the scene on its head. What’s the wildest miracle that’s ever gone off in your games? #dnd #ttrpg #mythicguilds #divineintervention

✨ Aurora's radiant light shines over Aonani! ✨ Heroes & storytellers: Free Mythic Guilds Discord for D&D campaigns. Players & DMs, all ages/styles. Heal, quest, conquer! 👉 discord.gg/mythicguilds #DnD #TTRPG #DungeonsAndDragons #JoinUs

A warlock stands at the crossroads: follow the trail of his missing son… or give in to the rage and spill blood right now. Which path would YOU choose at the table—vengeance or family? ⚔️👨‍👦 #dnd #ttrpg #mythicguilds #warlocks

🔥 Vulcan, Spirit Phoenix of the Inferno Fires, calls from Aldebrand! 🔥 Adventurers & DMs: Join Mythic Guilds Discord for free D&D/TTRPG games in Baltia. All ages, styles, & experience levels welcome! 👉 discord.gg/mythicguilds #DnD #TTRPG #MythicGuilds #FantasyRPG

When the dungeon entrance is so small only the tiniest party member can squeeze through and suddenly THEY’RE the only hope of the whole group 😂 Which “small” character has pulled off the biggest clutch play in your campaign? #dnd #ttrpg #mythicguilds #tinyhero

🌑 Apophis, Spirit Dragon of Eclipse Darkness, watches Erebus. 🌑 Rogues & intrigue masters: Free Discord for dark D&D/TTRPG tales. All ages, moral dilemmas, shadowy alliances. 👉 discord.gg/mythicguilds #DnD #DarkFantasy #TTRPG #MythicGuilds

When the party’s holding a tearful funeral and the archer immediately follows it up with the most ridiculous bow shot anyone’s ever seen 😂 Do you lean into drama or derail it with chaos at your table? #dnd #ttrpg #mythicguilds #dndhumor

🌊 Kano the Kraken commands Bolivar's Tsunami Waves! 🌊 Druids & explorers: Dive into free Mythic Guilds Discord D&D adventures. Players/DMs, all styles & ages. 👉 discord.gg/mythicguilds #DnD #TTRPG #OceanAdventure #Fantasy

🍃 Aeolus dances through Boreas Forest on typhoon winds! 🍃 Hunters & rangers: Free Mythic Guilds Discord for D&D/TTRPG. Homebrew-friendly, all ages/campaigns. 👉 discord.gg/mythicguilds #DnD #TTRPG #Homebrew #MythicGuilds

❄️ Alpine, Spirit Wolf, guards Pachamama's Terra Mountains! ❄️ Warriors & barbarians: Free Discord for epic D&D sagas. All ages, one-shots to campaigns. Howl with us! 👉 discord.gg/mythicguilds #DnD #TTRPG #Barbarian #FantasyRPG