
Scotty
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I got bit by a coral snake on Sunday. med flighted to the ER. Spent almost 3 days in the ICU & bout died lmfao. First pic is me holding it thinking it was a king snake. The rest are the affects. Still rocking nerve damage. But wild getting bit by the most venomous snake in the US

was great but nobody's topping this for a few years

When a white boy takes his girlfriend to all-you-can-eat sushi for the first time he gets sorted into one of three houses.



My smoke detector battery is dead for the first time in my adult life. I went to change it and turns out it needs a 9v battery. Like…. Okay no wonder the stereotype exists

Yeah… I wouldn’t mess with him.

Please guys what’s this thing called?

Imagine the reaction from the person who found this..



これはライフハックなんですが、アメリカならどこの家庭にも大抵ある、ごく普通の食洗機に、手洗いで使う台所用洗剤を入れると、消泡剤が入ってないので、泡がアワアワ漏れて、大変な事になりますけど、これで拭きあげることでなんと床のタイルまでピッカピカになります。

UPDATE: Additional new details about the junior @SecretService agent who shot himself last Friday morning during a movement at the Philly airport with Jill Biden: The agent left his phone behind in the SUV while escorting Jill Biden into the airport. He rushed back to get his cell phone and was using his Glock's flashlight to try to find it in the trunk of the SUV. When he tried to holster his gun, he shot himself -- yes, right in the butt cheek. I'm told agent training stresses that the light on the Glock should only be used while shooting.


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