Robin Hood

@Thebestfigen You mean he bought an extra wide roller?

He developed a method that increased his work speed by 5 times.

@FPLFocal Bruno against NFO in their current form isn’t an option.

What's everyone's early captaincy thoughts?

@Dominos_UK STOP CHARGING US £24.99 FOR SUBPAR PIZZAS

STOP PUTTING KETCHUP ON PIZZA

@DaveHo1mes They should have given us sympathy points for putting up with him

Genuinely an Australian points deduction this season for Forest, what could have been…

@jaacknffc 6th season make it to CL spot 7th season in the CL 8th season win the Club World Cup 9th season new stand will finally be built 10th season win the PL After the last 5 seasons we’ve had… would there be any doubt 😂😂

Do genuinely wonder what mad story we’re gonna get ourselves involved in next season because you know for a fact it’s happening. First season we had 30 signings and Lingard, 2nd we had a point deduction, 3rd I thought we were winning the league and 4th we’ve had 4 gaffers and Europe. 5th season, I reckon we’ve got an FA Cup/League Cup double in us

@ZamHaberAjans Nothing new here. In USA you tip when you receive a good service (well this should be the case but they always expect it cus base salary is so pisspoor), in Turkey you tip to get a good service in the first place

Türkiye’de bir turistin, kaldığı otelde oda servisine bıraktığı 2 euro ve 50 euro bahşiş arasındaki farkı gösterdiği video sosyal medyada ilgi gördü.

@SkyBet @England MGW. If not, Tuchal can piss off

Thomas Tuchel will submit a provisional @England World Cup squad of up to 55 names to FIFA today 📝 Name ONE player that should be on that list that isn't on most people's radar 🦁

@Panks80 Let’s just have the one manager next season too!

Not counting any chickens, but the PL will have Leeds, Sunderland, Coventry, play-off winners- Then some usual mid table sides having to contend with Europe- and we know how hard that can be. I think next season could be better than last if we learn from this season carnage. #nffc

@JCReilly31 Add Milenkovic to that for sure

The top 5 Players of the season 1. Neco 2. Gibbs-White 3. Anderson 4. Jesus 5. Sangare Agree? #nffc

@KieranCallum29_ Naa he’ll be fine bit of sudocrem job done

Don’t think Morgan will be playing any time soon,compared to yesterday his face looks more swollen really hope we see him on the pitch before the end of the season,could be the last time we see him in a Forest shirt #nffc

@_JackAvfc Well done, deserved winners

@NFFCman1 Worked a treat

Part 1 of the plan complete Squeaky bum time for Notts Forest. Enjoy Chelsea away tomorrow Onto Thursday

@VinnysCorner1 Yeovil or stoke. Both equally scarred me for life

Name a loss that made you sit in silence for 30 minutes after the game

@prowlerthedevil Watch him go to Brighton or Brentford in a year and absolutely smash in 160 goals in a season ffs

🚨🔄 Loan to Transfer Update – Arnaud Kalimuendo 📝 Nottingham Forest are expected to open talks with Eintracht Frankfurt over revising the permanent transfer terms for Arnaud Kalimuendo this summer (Football Insider). 💰 Frankfurt’s current option to buy is set at around £23M–£27M, but the Bundesliga side are reportedly pushing for a reduced fee. 📈 Kalimuendo during his loan spell has scored 6 goals in 17 Bundesliga appearances, strengthening Frankfurt’s desire to keep him. 📌 Forest paid around £26M last summer and appear willing to negotiate, with the striker still considered outside Vítor Pereira’s long term plans. ⏳ A revised agreement would likely suit all parties, with Frankfurt keen, Forest open to cashing in, and Kalimuendo enjoying regular football in Germany. #NFFC 🌳🔴

@Dominos_UK *when you see the price before you order

when you change your mind but you’ve already ordered

@Enezator I thought that was going to be a really expensive condom at first

This custom made Rolex watch looks like pure art, absolutely stunning 😯🕰️

@SkySportsPL Why would you not go to a team where you’ll actually start??

Phil Foden has agreed to a new four-year contract at Manchester City, with the option to extend it for a further year 📝✅

@thewill63 Defo me! Was gobsmacked after the first 15 mins at how well we played. Dafuq was dyche on about

So come on then admit it, when everyone saw yesterday's team sheet, who thought that we were in for a long afternoon, oh and the away end was brilliant by the way.

@CallumCastel7 It’s Anthony Taylor so it makes sense

That Morato booking is one of the softest I’ve ever seen in my life

@TunawithaCh Absolutely off my tits right now with that epic performance

If you beat chelsea with that line up... 🤣 the scenesssss

The amount of other clubs fans calling #avfc pathetic following their loss to spurs is hilarious. I thought I was going to have to come on here and do that… but it’s saved me replying to many #nffc