Your Local Wizard

I cannot be the only ne afraid of this thing right….

@HyperfixGhost NOT TRUE!! this is edited!! I demand a lawyer!!!

Wizard Cookie is a cannibal /j

Can somebody on this witches-forsaken app tell me why my phone believes Gingerbrave's name to be a typo? It's always either that stupid red line, or it autocorrects to Ginger Dave!! Who the hell is Ginger Dave?!

@CookieDark57959 Dark Cacao Cookie, as much as I appreciate you trying to maintain my childhood innocence, I was on the front lines of war, I believe I can handle it.

@NOTevilwizarddd Your help is very appreciated, Wizard Cookie. ..Although I am afraid this occasion may not be very- child-friendly. Perhaps you can spend your time with the High Mage of The Dark Cacao Kingdom.

Public Execution at The Dark Cacao Kingdom 10 pm All guests invited.

@CookieDark57959 Would an invisibility spell be sufficient...?

Forget teaching me how to make friends here just make me dissapeaar..

@CookieDark57959 Of course we have! It's me, Wizard Cookie! One of Gingerbrave's friends!

@NOTevilwizarddd Good. I am glad. ..You look- oddly familiar, cookie. Have we seen eachother before..?

Would anyone care to play a game of His Majesty Says? I shall start. His Majesty Says: Take Care of Yourself. His Majesty Also Says: Say Hello to Bunny (Lumi)

@popcrumbscrk Oh boy, this can't possibly end well...

🚨 Strawberry Cookie reveals Gingerbrave has been obsessing over his two future selves they meet at 'Cookie Run: Crumble.' Stressing over which one he wants to become. "He's trying to pick which version of his future self look the "coolest"... Honestly, i like both!" She said.

@fatosdecree Lighting torture for 1000 years.

@NOTevilwizarddd WIZARD PLEASE DONT CAST A MAGIC SPELL ON ME 💔💔😓😓

Im sorry for calling you a gluttonous beast

@benloberry Free me.

They sacrificed wizard

@ZCakezzz I…do not approve of this.

Why did they do this

What. Why.

I can’t believe that Gingerbrave managed to convince me to do this, but.. Hello, cookies of earthbread, I am Wizard Cookie. Gingerbrave convinced me to download this app, so here I am. W-wait, Gingerbrave, what are you doing- wait wAIT NO-