Max.A.Ess

I have been racking my brains to think of a "Brexit benefit and finally came up with one. I joined Twitter in 2010 and quickly decided that I did not want to read about the minutae of the lives of people I had never met. I did not even log in to Twitter for almost 8 years.

@_shiopan I think that, as with many language related things, it can depend on the context. When referring to people it means exactly two. “I’ll be back in a couple of minutes” can mean 3-5.

I always assumed it meant like 2-3 colloquially but since moving to the uk and working in a cafe, when people have asked for a couple of sugars they always meant TWO EXACTLY and got mad if I asked them to specify 😭😭😭

@ColeFusionHQ Maybe it depends on the area. Since I came out of rehab I have’s returned 2 toilet support frames, a bath bench and a perching stool. I just called the phone no. I had been given and someone came to collect them a few days later.

the NHS spends £15m a year replacing equipment that patients never gave back. crutches in the loft. oxygen machines in the lounge. wheelchairs in the garage. walking frames behind the sofa. what NHS equipment has your family quietly kept

@mrjeffu Was the woman Sanae Takaichi?

An 89-year-old man was reportedly causing trouble at a famous cherry blossom viewing spot in Japan. When a woman tried to warn him, he bit her. Police arrested him. As they were driving him away, he stopped talking. He was confirmed dead at a hospital.

@irenep671 May depend on area. A friend had an MRI and the machine operator noticed something, flagged it up to a doctor, and my friend was admitted to hospital the following day.

Why does it take 4 to 6 weeks in NHS for MRI reports to be generated when PRIVATE MRI can be turned round in less than 24 hours ; on an EASTER BANK HOLIDAY?

@mellifera_x3 Glad that, even though you felt anxious, you had fun.

just went karaoke with coworkers! it was fun but i think my anxiety is kicking back in. Even as a child i could never handle "too much excitement", i would feel sick and puke at sleepovers etc. I now feel the same feeling, and i did not drink alcohol :(

@mellifera_x3 I have to ask. What did you sing?

@PoliticalStacy Brits did not surrender firearms in 1997. They had been subject to strict regulations and licensing controls long before then. What changed in 1997 was a de facto complete ban on hand guns.

Brits surrendered their firearms in 1997. Less than 30 years later, they're being arrested for Facebook posts. That's not "safety." That's the speed of tyranny once a government knows its citizens can't push back. When people are disarmed, the state no longer fears the people. And when governments have zero fear of the people, they do whatever the hell they want. History proves it over and over: an unarmed population is a compliant one. The right to bear arms isn't just about hunting or sport, it's the final check against a government that forgets it's supposed to serve, not rule. The Second Amendment isn't about muskets. It's about maintaining the balance of power between citizens and the state. Never give up the means to defend your liberty. Because once it's gone, the slide into authoritarianism happens faster than most people expect. May this never happen here.

@WayneHarte @James7Holland Not impossible just an additional complication. Countries have split and established their own currencies in the past. Eg Czechoslovakia.

@James7Holland They would want us to join the EURO, as it would then make it impossible to leave the EU.

The important bit the pro-EU lobby in London keeps very quiet about.

@DeanoCummings85 @TheDoricMink No apology needed. I am very much a southerner but I always find if I read tweets like this aloud I can understand what they mean. Glad things are working out well for you and your bairn.

@TheDoricMink I must apologise, i tend to tweet in the accent i speak, wothout realising some wont have a bloody clue what im saying

This was us four weeks ago.. moved into our new gaff, the bairn out on her scooter hoping to get the attention of the other kids, so they can be friends. That was me one worry... will she be accepted and as a parent it knocks ya sick. Well. Since Wednesday, me passage has been...

@PolitlcsUK That jar is labelled orange marmalade, as are most brands here. That complies with the EU labelling regulations.

🚨 NEW: Marmalade will have to be sold as "citrus marmalade" under the upcoming UK-EU food deal This is because EU rules from June will broaden the definition of "marmalade" to include non-citrus spreads

@stuey_beef The earliest the alignment regulations will apply is 12 months from now. There is likely to be a transition period. Unless marmalade producers keep more than 1 years stock of labels they won’t have to rip up any.

Number of voters begging for “citrus marmalade” labels: 0. Number of businesses now told to rip up packaging and comply with 76 new EU food rules: thousands. This isn’t cutting red tape. It’s wrapping British producers in Brussels’ bureaucracy all over again.

@ReturnoftheSK @stuey_beef @paulusmallus @debs_cot He doesn’t understand what “citrus” means.

@stuey_beef @paulusmallus @debs_cot He explained it to you though. Surely that's a good thing.

@mellifera_x3 Sorry you’re feeling a bit down. Hope things improve soon. I like yr recent IG posts. You find some great songs.

just hung out with a fried, i had a lot of fun! But yet, mow is still feel like crying. why is depression so hard to get rid of

@Lord_MikeS @MikeTappTweets @DeborahMeaden If you believe everything that Farage says is true you are gullible fool.

@MikeTappTweets @DeborahMeaden He said he was TOLD he wasn’t allowed to appear. Nothing to do with being scared. I’m not surprised that you would post such unevidenced bile but disappointed that Deborah would repost such nonsense. I thought she was about facts. 🤷‍♂️

I seem to remember being on Question Time, a few months ago, in Dover…my constituency. You were too scared to even put a Reform MP up for tonight it seems. Weak.

@JohnCleese This photo has no connection with any religion. @SeddSezz is either deliberately posting something he knows isn’t true or is gullible and hasn’t bothered to check what is actually shown in the photo.

This is wrong and should not be happening, unless all the other religions are being explored in the same way

@nocompulsoryvac @ValerieAnne1970 @BleuMoonMedia What is your idea “a very limited range”?

bullshit. And killing healthy bees because of a supposed disease is the same as forcing an experimental vaccine on people because of a virus that was never shown to be a threat. No government has the right to tell you to kill your stock. If they want to quarantine for the incubation period, that's fine. Bees have a very limited range.

Beekeepers in New Zealand have been ordered to burn their healthy bees... “We’ve been told to burn healthy strong bee hives.” “Look at how healthy these bees are, no disease or anything.” Bees are quite possibly the most important insect to exist - it’s not a coincidence they are now dying out rapidly with Governments also persecuting Beekeepers. All part of the same evil agenda.

@nocompulsoryvac @Irish_Bees @ValerieAnne1970 @BleuMoonMedia You might want to do a bit of reading about bees and American Foulbrood Disease.

@Irish_Bees @Nigel333 @ValerieAnne1970 @BleuMoonMedia Thank you! And you are a special type of angry man who would accuse others of being foolish whilst never looking in the mirror. There are other forces at play here that you are obviously unaware of. You might want to do a bit of reading.

@TheBritLad Interesting how you manage to make a reduction of 38% “nearly half”

🚨 BREAKING: Easter egg prices slashed by nearly half at supermarkets including Morrisons. This comes after social media backlash over packaging missing the word “Easter”. The people refuse to let their culture be erased.

@Arden_2210 45

Most people say 13 But that’s not correct If you solve this, your brain is sharp 🔥

@mellifera_x3 Love your IG song selections and captions. Pics are nice too.

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