Not Aj Hadley

Most teams offer garbage cans where fans sit… other teams get mad when you spend $300 on beer and don’t pick up the cans afterwards

If you focused on getting a piece of ass as much as you focused on other people’s grammar you’d be swimming in pussy

Home beers don’t count…

You would argue with Jesus on Christmas!

I’d do it on second base but her cheeks might get a little raw from the agralime

Sex is just like pizza… you have bad pizza, but hey it’s still good

Enick just threw that to Wompa Illies’ house…

By the end of the night we’re going to think toothpaste is astronaut food.

They bring the varsity chicken out for weddings.

You toss a piranha to sharks and the sharks just gobble it up

I would blow bubbles in her bubble bath…

If you want to be liked by everybody then drive an ice cream truck

The Saints brought their hitting shoes tonight (see below) and hang on to the Keg after beating Spring Hill 11-1 in 7 innings. The Saints 7 produces 7 runs. Gavin Kampsen walks it off with a 1B in the bottom of the 7th.

It takes 5 wipes to know you only needed 4.

The beer shits are like trying to wipe a marker.. just never comes off.

It’s really coming down, cats and dogs. Meow

With the first pick in the 2022 Elrosa Pressbox Karoake Draft, we select @rileylenarz10

Elite 8 is what I live for

Kegs, eggs, and spread the legs