Jerry Only

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Jerry Only

Jerry Only

@NotJerryOnly

I am the real Jerry Only. I retweet a lot because just like my legendary punk rock career, I like to take credit for others' work.

Jersey انضم Şubat 2011
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Jerry Only
Jerry Only@NotJerryOnly·
@highway_30 all the cryptic tweets and deflected questions mean nothing outside of your twitter groupies. you fail at life.
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Jerry Only@NotJerryOnly·
@highway_30 you'll never respond to anyone outside of 140 characters because you know you don't have an argument to stand on.
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Jerry Only@NotJerryOnly·
@highway_30 in 1 year you'll be insignificant and will have helped nobody. you'll be broke and only hope to be subj of a 30 for 30 someday
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Jerry Only@NotJerryOnly·
@highway_30 Either that or you're just providing incentives for people not to be open about their GAD for fear of being associated with you.
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Jerry Only@NotJerryOnly·
@highway_30 you're not helping anyone, just making employers more reluctant to take a chance on people for fear they'll behave like you
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Jerry Only@NotJerryOnly·
@highway_30 I just sincerely hope you never see a dime of the Rockets money. You'll have the deepest regrets later in life over this stunt.
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Jerry Only@NotJerryOnly·
@highway_30 Why am I tweeting you? You're probably still asleep. It's not like you report for work. How out of shape are you? #fat
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Jerry Only@NotJerryOnly·
@highway_30 You're scared to get on with Josh & Rich on 610am because you won't be subject to a two way interview for fear of being exposed
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Jerry Only@NotJerryOnly·
@highway_30 Just a reminder: You've never made clear exactly why you could play for ISU and not HOU. What Protocols are missing?
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Jerry Only@NotJerryOnly·
Just got done touring Europe!! The best part about it that all of us fat Americans look alike, so people just assume I'm Glenn!
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Jerry Only أُعيد تغريده
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Tilda Swinton@NotTildaSwinton·
I once waded the entire length of the Nile. I lost an arm to a hippo, but won it back in a game of Charades. I am stronger for it.
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Jerry Only@NotJerryOnly·
Did you know: "Mother" is one of many songs that Danzig wrote that I don't make money from?
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Jerry Only@NotJerryOnly·
The Devil's Rain is the best trolling of the western world since Borat.
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Jerry Only@NotJerryOnly·
Dez is writing a great song for the next Twilight movie! We do it for the fans!
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Jerry Only@NotJerryOnly·
@92MRM I was pretty proud of the horrorfunk idea
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Jerry Only@NotJerryOnly·
@92MRM lol, I'm not sure how many people get the joke. I barely look at this thing and I have 500 followers
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