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Some people blame us Kalenjins, saying we have been in power for long and there is nothing to show, unlike our brothers from the Mountain. It’s not our problem. Since time immemorial—dating back to when we helped Egyptians build pyramids and entertained workers later in the evening with song and dance—sisi tunapenda raha naturally. As long as we have satisfied our basic needs, we don’t have ambitions to build wealth. In short, we achieve “self-determination” earlier than most tribes here in Kenya. In fact, our self-actualization comes when everyone around us is happy, no matter the cost. When we get money, we have the urge to sort out problems; even for strangers in clubs tukilewa. We can spot you from miles away; scan your eyes, and if you look sad, we will send a waiter to your table to ask what’s bothering you and whether hiyo shida inaweza malizwa na pesa. Ata kuna siku, after kutolewa kwa pending bills ya kazi tulifanya ya supplies, we were joined by very beautiful Gen Z baddies. We begged them watuandikie vitu zinawasumbua roho we sort them out, so that they could concentrate on us fully. Top of the list ilikuwa rent, sijui mama anateseka upcountry, medical bills za their grandma, and even paying dowry for their drunk cousins whom they love so much but have no means. Tulilipa kila kitu before the queens waturukie all night, confessing Yesu anaenda kurudi because they had never met “reckless” yet generous men like us before.

When my portfolio gets to 20 million. I will be making 200k per month on rent that I will start creating more income generating real estate n in. 5 years that 20 million portfolio will now be 30 million m counting.. Real estate is king 👑

It’s funny how watu wanacomplain most about shooting price of fuel hawana hata baiskeli 😭😂

Sam Altman owns no equity in OpenAI. His salary was $66,000 in 2024. He says he does it because he "loves it." Here's what he actually does: He asked OpenAI to invest $500 million into Helion, a nuclear fusion company where he personally has $375 million invested. OpenAI employees were so uncomfortable they avoided the internal Slack channel discussing the deal, afraid their messages might end up in court. He pushed OpenAI to acquire Stoke Space, a rocket company his husband invested in through their family office. Some board members didn't even know about the talks. He got SoftBank's CEO to personally invest in Helion while SoftBank was in the middle of negotiating a $40 billion deal with OpenAI. Helion promised a breakthrough in 2024. Missed the deadline. Won't share details. Doesn't publish research. Outside experts can't evaluate the technology. Meanwhile at OpenAI: his top product executive is on medical leave, the company's AI lead over competitors is slipping, the video tool he championed got rolled back, and shareholders are privately floating his replacement. A man with no equity in the company he runs, hundreds of personal investments that intersect with its business, and a board that was fired once already for asking too many questions about exactly this. The $850 billion IPO is still on track. Of course it is.

Samasource Impact Sourcing announces redundancies affecting 1,108 employees following receipt of formal notice from Meta/Facebook to end engagement with its Nairobi office.