Pope Jesus II

@dawaxenpith we're trying

We are all getting fatter in 2026 right

@littlecibou you can't tell me what to do

PSA: dont cum in your own eye!

@dawaxenpith maybe! probably, if they report you

Wait will I get termed for messaging someone to k*ll themselves on here …..

@BblueDdream yeah I'd read that

Two vampire hunters thinking eachother is the vampire but they’re doing a good job of convincing each other they’re like, a really powerful vampire so they’re too scared to hunt each other yet and are just kind of getting to know each other

@bekaloo of course

Does anyone eat a burrito as intended as a sandwich wrap? Or do we all cut it up and devour its insides?

@clowngoo they kinda have. you can see an allergist about subcutaneous immunotherapy, or "allergy shots". it's not a fast treatment but it is a very long lasting one

they need to invent permanent allergy medication bc i need to sit outside but i keep sneezing........ i cannot take this any longer

@BblueDdream not as common as it should be

How common is “cat that owns a dog” as a furry dynamic

@bekaloo literally all living humans do <3

great news guys i think i have a small percentage of neanderthal dna in me, and this is so exciting bc i love neanderthals

@ModernGurlzz yeah, but it's made out of gasoline

1) not all polyester is made equal there are different grades/qualities!! 2) polyester can serve a real functional purpose and can do things other textiles cant!!!

@bekaloo that interception td on his birthday got me wondering ngl

Ain’t no way there’s another interception im so scared the eagles are gonna be winning and the chefs are gonna randomly come back in some script WWE way

@bekaloo you gotta practice if you want that to change. i suggest getting those books that teach kids to write, and using your left hand. it's never too late to become fully ambidextrous

I’m so right side dependent like my left side is actually basically fully disabled like I can’t do anything with my left side. I can flex my right pec but have no control over my left, I can’t do anything on my left side at all WHY?!?! I’m only half of a person….

@LevisHogea21 @N0tN0tPerfect @goddek @HananyaNaftali guy who thinks everyone should have an ethnostate, actually

This is not Europe, it's Mount Hermon in Northern Israel 🇮🇱❄️

@gerhardt_blume @darksandpiper @RivvyGenx @EYakoby me when i write a book (it's fiction)

He’s a fool. Lebanon was, before the civil war, a Christian majority country and Beirut the Paris of the Middle East. It’s not a Christian majority country any longer and Beirut is not the Paris of the Middle East. What happened? Palestinian refugees happened and plenty of Christians were killed. Israel is an island of civilization surrounded by Islamic barbarism and brutal authoritarianism. An excerpt from my book “Deconstructing Social Justice”: But what of Israel’s Muslim population? Surely they are oppressed? No, not at all. The truth is that Palestinians in Israel are treated much better than they are in Arab countries. These countries frequently keep Palestinians in squalid camps, deny them rights to work, and rarely give them citizenship[1]. In Israel, they have equal legal protections and all the rights of any Israeli citizen. In terms of material well-being, they have the highest standard of living and education, as well as the lowest death rate and child mortality rate for children “of any comparable population in the Arab world” (Sharansky, 2008, p. 194). They have representation in Israeli parliament. There is an Arab Supreme Court Justice. They are also represented in the security forces, you know, the forces of Muslim oppression. They are volunteers. In contrast to Israel’s Jewish population, Muslim-Israelis are exempt from conscription. In Israel, you can be gay and not be killed or jailed. You can choose to leave your Muslim faith and not be killed or jailed. There is no state sanctioned stoning to death of anyone. The government does not condone honour killings. (Of course, they do occur. Certain Islamic cultural commitments are hard to abandon.) Now compare Israel’s practices and freedoms to its neighbours. Where would you choose to send your daughter for a year of study? This might explain the apparent paradox of the thousands of Palestinians who actively seek to become Israeli citizens and the complete lack of interest of Arab-Israeli citizens to become citizens of Arab countries (Sharansky, 2008, p. 194). Israel is a tiny island of sanity and civility surrounded by civilizational barbarism… So, who are the fascists here?? I hope you will pick up a copy of my book “Deconstructing Social Justice”. It’s available on Amazon and it’s important.

Happening Now: Christians hold a parade in Jerusalem, Israel. Israel is the only country in the Middle East where Christians are protected and safe.

@btcidcfr that's not what the tweet says tho

Man doesn’t understand why someone without a verified and trackable identity having access to a woman’s home is a safety issue. What a surprise.

@BblueDdream 23

@bekaloo peanut is an airborne allergen, if you're allergic you shouldn't be in a bakery that uses peanut products

Went to crumbl and they accidentally gave us a peanut butter cookie decorated as strawberry cupcake so we called to tell them and the girl did not care at all she just laughed and asked if we wanted a new one like girl WHAT IF YOU DID THIS TO SOMEONE WITH A PEANUT ALLERGY?!??

@oasisofpassion even if Utah Was gonna go blue for once, the exit polls would reflect that and ap wouldn't call it early

@spacetimetravla @janicesguitar ive learned a lot of you don't really know how elections work. they were called so early because the probability of like. UT going red is 98% in any given election. they get the votes, everything seems expected, they call the red state red. Utah isn't going blue

i’m british so excuse my ignorance but How is this legal to just not count people’s votes???😭

@bekaloo brown bear type post 🐻

I could seriously eat an entire 15 lb salmon before they slice it into sashimi like I really just want to eat an entire log oh salmon

@bekaloo lobsteratouille

What if a lobotomy was replacing ur brain with a lobster that controlled you like it was a mech suit pilot

@AndrewZywiecMD @WallacesCrystal so how do you square "christ is king" and "thou shalt not kill" with being a soldier in an imperial war machine? once you enlisted, you agreed to kill, if the order comes down, for a paycheck

@WallacesCrystal Also, before I was "educated" I was also fighting for you.

Vaccines are poison. COVID is a bioweapon. Abortion is murder. "Trans" women are men. Yes, I can prove all of these things. Yes, I am a doctor and a scientist. Yes, YOU ALL WRONG. Ready for the last one: CHRIST IS KING.