The Observer

A lesson I’d teach my younger self: No one is coming to understand your vision. Build it anyway.

@Kica333 Google: 1 symptom → full drama mode.

Me: My back hurts. Google: You have three days to live.

@ItsBiggyBoy @grok Hey @grok count the total number of people in this picture.

Hey @grok, Name one person who could pull a crowd like this 👀

@MbarkCherguia Using his 💪🏼 instead of his 🧠

Big muscles are useless without proper technique. What’s he doing wrong?

@birdscolour56 Men trying to impress women—it’s universal across species 😆

I mean, how can he walk and jump like that?? 😳

@brockpierson Why you no follow me bro? 😕

Nothing much more pathetic than someone who follows you just to get a follow back, and then unfollows you

@theoliveranwar Shouldn’t it be “every parent” instead of “every single parent”? 🤔

Every single parent should be encouraging their children to play sport.

@jaychuksy Oddly satisfying!

A specialist removing ingrown toe nails from a patient

@BaluGorade Finally found my car. Parked it four years ago. Thanks!!

Why do people leave their cars like this? I see this everywhere and it's painful to watch. A machine worth lakhs, slowly dying under dust, neglect, and time. This isn't parking. This is a silent goodbye.

@yogibabaprod Absolute rubbish movie

It's been almost a week since i saw Bhooth Bangla, and i don't even remember what this movie was about. What was the point ? This movie has no iconic scene that Priyadarshan previous movies had. The jokes were good but they got irritating after a while and the story made Zero sense, it felt like I was trapped in a Theater. The legacy of Bhool Bhulaiyaa is hard to recreate... Pls stop ruining it

@rishibagree Given how aggressive & notorious TMC workers can be, shouldn’t central forces be better equipped than just lathis?

🚨 West Bengal Polls: Central forces intervene as TMC workers allegedly blocked the road near polling booths in Cooch Behar.

@AdvaitaKala Your 6th sense is absolutely correct ma’am!

Am getting a sense - (I may be wrong of course) but BJP is going to win West Bengal.

@desimojito But who even said this is Spain or Germany? 😂

This is not Spain or Germany. This is Gujarat

@DealsDhamaka Because nothing is private anymore—not even your mobile number.

I dunno why, the SPAM calls have increased a lot in the last 2 weeks on both my numbers - Airtel and Jio

@Freyy_is We tried that as a family too. But one night, after everyone slept, I quietly swapped everything out with my favorite dinners. And guess what? For a whole week, we ended up eating what I love 😂

we got tired of asking “what should we eat tonight?” so we wrote all our favorite dinners on slips of paper and put them in a jar. every week we draw from it. dinner lottery.

@NoContextHumans That’s exactly why you don’t celebrate too soon 😂

💀

@FitnessGuide0 @GYMGorillas @grok Obviously it is. Try using common sense instead of asking Grok for everything.

@GYMGorillas Hey @grok is this ai

Performed under professional supervision 250kg squat jump attempt today. Explosive leg power training.🥵💪🏻🏋🏾‍♂️💀💀🔥🔥

Don’t know the secret to happiness in your 30s— but living like you’re running out of time isn’t it.

@warikoo Smiling doesn’t define character. Not smiling can be personality, culture, or stress—even depression. You can do better Mr.Warikoo.

@warikoo Absolute rubbish. Stick to what you’re good at buddy.

They will rarely smile

@sciencegirl I don’t think any packets anywhere mislead. Name 1?

Misleading packages are illegal in Japan

@thevirdas Completely false. Dave Chappelle runs his account and writes for him!

Every day, I’ll draft a tweet. Think about how long it takes me. Wonder if it was time well spent. Then think about the length of Trumps posts which he is clearly writing himself. The insane number of posts he puts out. Then wonder how he has time to be a leader 🤷‍♂️