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My dad used to put his thumb impression on my mark sheet... I asked him: Being a Chartered Accountant, why are you putting your thumb impression, instead of signing on my progress card? My dad replied: idiot, after looking at your marks, the teacher should not think that I am educated.... 😂😂

A young man is involved in a road traffic accident at 7am and taken to a private hospital. At first he is denied care without first paying for the service. The doctors insist he needs urgent interventions like fluids and most importantly blood. The hospital doesn't have blood but the management insists the patient stays to increase admission numbers as they look for blood instead of referring the patient. The doctor decides to refer the patient anyway because blood is becoming a challenge to get. The doctor insists on images such as X-ray and ultrasound to determine the extent of injury and for ease of referral. The patient has pelvic fractures and is in shock. The receiving public facility says they have everything the patient needs, specialists and blood is available and they can send an ambulance to collect the patient (in that county ambulance services were free). The patient remains at the emergency room awaiting the relatives to come and clear the 15k used for imaging and other interventions. The patient succumbs at 12.45pm. The doctor is so pissed and leaves the facility never to work there again. Welcome to private hospitals, the business of healthcare for you.

But doctors are overpaid, Unapata a doctor anaingia Public hospital within 4 hrs anatibu only booked patients na the rest of the day anaenda kwa his private hospital kuunda pesa ingine. Anafaa kukaa kwa public hospital from 8am-4Pm

Did you know that inflation has spiked in Venezuela since Maduro left office?? Did you also know that the money made from Venezuelan oil sales is sent into an account controlled by the US and also used in settling debts?? If the Venezuelans are experiencing harsher reality now compared to when Maduro was in power, then what are the benefits of the US intervention in the country?? The US ain't in Venezuela to help the people but to take as much as possible while they can. Remember Trump's statements like "we'll make a lot of money from their oil" and "we'll take their oil". Venezuelans will understand why it's terrible to betray your leader for the United States to take over. A terrible idea. They'll learn the hard way.

Fuck that KMPDU niggar that went to state house and threw everyone else under the bus. Mbwa sana

Meet Mercy Mwende from Sotik who sat for her KCSE in 2022 , Scored a C+and she's currently serving 20 years Jail term. After KCSE Exams Mercy was approached by a man on Facebook and ended up dating. They communicated for sometime time before meeting until one day Mercy and her friend went for a back to school photoshoot in Elburgon where he met the man for the 1st time. At the end of photo session, it was too late that Mercy and her friend couldn't get a Matatu to travel back home. Her boyfriend invited them for a sleepover in his house so that they can travel the following day. They accepted, went with the man home and enjoyed the night together. The following morning, the man woke up at around 5:30 AM and told them that he was leaving to Elburgon Town to help his mother in their hotel, he'll call them at the right time to leave the house. At around 6:30 AM, his shosh was already awake cleaning the compound. Shosh then called the man & she requested the grandma to open for them the door that was closed from outside. Shosh opened the door & raised alarm calling them thieves who were destroying a school boy. Her friend knocked Shosh & took off immediately. Mercy was arrested & taken to police station. The boy was brought to the police station in full school uniform and they were subjected to medical tests that confirmed indeed they did it. Her friend was later arrested too. They were charged with gang rapping and defilement. The families of the 2 girls tried their best to settle that case out of court and even gave Shosh 50k for being knocked down. Shosh then saw the opportunity to extort money from them. The mother of the boy didn't have a problem but shosh demanded too much. She demanded 100K & the 2 families agreed to give them. She later changed her mind & demanded 300k that her family couldn't afford. The court didn't find her friend guilty of both the offences & was sent Free. Mercy Mwende was found guilty of defilement & jailed for 20yrs.

A Danish man (a.k.a Clitoris collector) living in South Africa surgically removed the clitoris of multiple Lesotho women and stored them in his freezer. Not to sell. Not to eat. As trophies. Police investigator Warrant Officer Lynda Steyn said it plainly in court: "It comes down to mutilation of private parts of a woman, cut out and kept as trophies." He had quietly moved to Bloemfontein in 2004, married a local woman, and opened a licensed gun shop. He lived in a townhouse. Paid his taxes. Nobody suspected anything. In September 2015, his wife Anna reported to police that he had cut her genitals while she was drunk. Hawks officers raided the house and went straight to the freezer. What they found stopped them cold. Nine women. Nine bags. Each one sealed, labeled, dated. A diary logging every single procedure. Surgical instruments. A medical grade anaesthetic not registered in South Africa. Two more genitalia found hanging on hooks in the garage to dry. Child pornography he had produced himself. A nine year old girl from Lesotho testified via video link that he had raped her. His victims were women from Lesotho. A small, poor country completely surrounded by South Africa. Women unlikely to be believed. Unlikely to report him. He knew exactly who to target. He posed as a surgeon. Told them he was cleaning them. That they would never want another man again. Some he paid. Some he drugged with spiked champagne. All of them woke up in agony missing a part of their body. His wife Anna was the star witness for the prosecution. She turned down witness protection and returned home to Maseru after his arrest. One month later she was shot four times outside her house and killed. From inside prison he had paid a wheelchair bound fellow prisoner the equivalent of $110 to arrange the hit. That prisoner told the court everything. At trial he pleaded not guilty to all 58 charges. The judge spoke for four hours. He said he had never felt so disgusted in his entire life. 20 charges were dropped on a legal technicality. South African law did not specify penalties for removing human tissue. Convicted of 36 remaining charges. Rape of a child. Conspiracy to murder. Child pornography. Fraud. Illegal firearms. Two life sentences plus 51 years. The judge's final words: "You must be removed permanently from society." One last detail. This man had been a convicted weapons criminal in Denmark before arriving in South Africa. He entered the country without declaring his prior convictions, obtained a legal South African identity document, and registered a licensed gun shop with over $200,000 in stock. Nobody checked. He died in prison in 2024.

We really did ourselves a big injustice as a country by washing the 2007/08 PEV Atrocities under the bridge without proper reflection as a country.

Nakuru PGH hospital, born kids are put on the floor. Patients sharing beds. Nakuru is worse

At oncology department Nyeri. This mask is the only type advisable for one to be safe when doing extemporaneous preparation of oncology medicines. Hii niliivaa for 3 days juu hii ingine ya 10 bob is not safe. Tuko katika Hali ya hatari sana.

Why not establish a Health Service Commission in Kenya,just like the Teachers Service Commission to handle employment, promotion, deployment, and training of all health workers? A unified system would reduce strikes, ensure equity and strengthen UHC.This could be the game changer

Sacred Heart Cathedral of Kericho by John McAslan + Partners Kericho, Kenya 🇰🇪

Something i have noticed about mainstream Kenyan politicians No one talks about the real cancer in the country IMF World Bank Corruption GMOs Imperialists take over Why

If you heed this, you shall live a long life. To play with your grandchildren. • Doing business with counties was not created for beginners. So, before you accept that offer letter, understand the tax rules. Kenyan tax runs on accrual accounting. This means, - Your income becomes taxable when the product is delivered to the county or - When service is delivered to the county. - Not when the county pays you. In practice, NORMAL counties take 2 to 3 years to pay. Example, You supply computers in April 2026. - You invoice 20M + 3.2M VAT (16% of 20M). Total of 23.2m. Immediately you release that invoice. KRA shows up. They want their cut. Even though you have not been paid. - In May, next month, KRA wants their VAT of 3.2M. - Then, early next year, KRA also wants their corporate income tax. - Say out of the 20M, your profit is 10M. KRA wants 3M (30% of 10M). But you have not been paid. Where do you get the money to pay tax from? That is your problem. It is none of KRA's business. Infact, if you do not pay, KRA will deploy penalties automatically. They will then threaten you and eventually freeze your bank accounts. So before you accept that county tender, make sure you have enough CASH. Not loan. Cash. Mbeca baribari. Cash to: - Pay taxes - Pay your workers - Pay your suppliers and - To furahisha watu ya governor so they pay you. Are we together?

America has not arrested a single pedophile mentioned in the Epstein files. Not a single girl got justice. And these are the same Americans you want us to believe are worried about women in Iran. They killed 168 girls between the ages of 7 and 12 in Iran.

On ELECTION DAY, talk to the PERSON in FRONT and BEHIND you in both Kiswahili and English. Gauge their accent to determine their origin. There will be Burundians, Ugandans, Tanzanians in those queues. Ask them what they are doing there. Don't allow INELIGIBLE FOLKS to VOTE.