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On Tour Records

@OnTourRecords

Comedy record label that puts talent above all else!

Frankfort, KY انضم Nisan 2011
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On Tour Records@OnTourRecords·
@nikostratis I like baked potatoes. I don't have a microwave oven, and it takes forever to bake a potato in a conventional oven. Sometimes I'll just throw one in there, even if I don't want one, because by the time it's done, who knows?
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Niko Stratis
Niko Stratis@nikostratis·
what's the Mitch Hedberg line living rent free in your head?
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David Alan Grier AKA #LeonMusk
David Alan Grier AKA #LeonMusk@davidalangrier·
BREAKING NEWS: Actor, comedian David Alan Grier has made a formal offer to buy Twitter for a reported forty dollars in and all cash transaction. Reached for comment Grier said “It’s your move Twitter!”
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Oskay the Jeff
Oskay the Jeff@JeffOskay·
Howdy #middleport I’m bringing funny your way.
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Oskay the Jeff
Oskay the Jeff@JeffOskay·
I failed to mention that @Hahncomedy fell on his ass.
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bert kreischer
bert kreischer@bertkreischer·
Tonight I heard one of my fans was hit by a car while taking a picture of my bus - can someone please get me their info. Please RT so this gets to them.
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Blake Hammond
Blake Hammond@BigRadMachine·
The right is getting better at blowjobs and it’s scaring the left.
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Joe Bates
Joe Bates@JoeBatesComedy·
Transformers are all like, "hey babe, i'm a car in the streets but a robot in the sheets."
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