Heathcliff

I made a... What are they called? Aye, a Straw page or somethin', go check it

//brb i gotta recharge my britishness

@sumihopoo Aight who gave Nelly a phone?

#LimbusCompany Nelly 💜

@Rein_carnation5 WHAT THE FUCK?! BLOODY HELL

中指親方の火力

@TracensVoice The bitch who distorted me.

` How all of yall describe me most of the time 💔 `

//didnt notice the pic got fucked up, gonna get another

//im lowkeygenuinely gonna—

@DepthsOfPmtok //im cackling aurafarming is canon in The City

@erlkinglover Theres this bird 'ere for ya

can everyone give me a bird to draw

@Sleeper_Buckets Honestly, aye that makes sense mate

Yi sang - depression Faust - schizophrenia Don Quixote - bipolar Ryoshu - stupid Meursault - autism Hong Lu - homophobia Heathcliff - British Rodion - fatass Sinclair - gay Outis - old Ishmael - American Gregor - PTSD Dante - amnesia

//BEING BRI'ISH IS HAAAARRDDDDDD I NEED TO MEMORIZE SLANGS AND PERSONALITY AND ACTIONS AND MOODS AND ACCENTS HAHAHAKDBAKDHAKBDOABDOANEIDN

@Signalice39 Didnt know that, um... Cool name, innit?

@Signalice39 No problem lass, jus' helpin' ya

@Parody_HC //Well thank you Heathcliff (and mun behind him), I do appreciate it🥹

//With all that merch it may seem like I'm rich or something but I'm not. I'm disabled, I can't work, so I get benefit money instead. My home situation is.. complicated in ways I won't explain to 3k+ people, but know this is one of the few good things I really have control over

@Hex_Sinclair AIGHT NONE, FORGET THE PET THIN' [He absolutely runs mortified to anythin' far enough of Faust and Ryōshū]

@Parody_HC ... W- Well... I won't get a dog... Neither a cat, I doubt the company would allow us to have a pet...

I wish we could have a pet on the bus... Maybe a cat or something like that...

@Hex_Sinclair THE BLOODY WITCH AND THE PSYCHO ARE— [Ryōshū silences me]

@Parody_HC W- W- Why are you so desperate, Heathcliff?

@Hex_Sinclair Please dont change yer fuckin' mind. What cat do ya want? Calico? Black? White? Orange? WHAT CAT?! JUS' DONT GET THE DOG [Now Faust is waiting with Ryōshū to help her Distort me If Sinclair said dog]

@Parody_HC ...Y... Yeah? That's what I said, it's better if we had a cat...

@REVENGEREVERSED ... Damn.

@Parody_HC ... you aren't gonna believe this, but it's because you're fuckin' dead in my universe, heathcliff.

;; oomf told me this audio reminded me of them and it made me giggle so hard i just had to make this. crisis over momentarily just to share this with everyone because it's so fucking funny

@Hex_Sinclair STAY. WITH. THE. BLOODY. CAT.

@Parody_HC Right?! They're so cute!! A puppy would also be nice, we could teach it tricks, and if it's a big dog we could cuddle it... But I think a dog would be too much work compared to a cat...

@RicardoTH3best LOOK THAT LAD IS STEALIN' MORE COUPONS! [He run as fast as he fucking can]

@Parody_HC .... Don't think you're free from the book of vengeance, thief.

Hah. You seriously got a death wish stealing my coupons AND signing yout treachery actions. I'll be writing you down on the book. Complete and Total Extermination if I see you around, effective immediately.

@TracensVoice No. Jus' no. Now leave my head.

@Parody_HC ` You can be an alpha wolf... `

` Tell me... What do you see? `