Pat Rules

@seankeane hahhaha fuck yeah

So far I have managed not to add “take a hot piss” to my regular vocabulary but it’s inevitably going to get there.

This is my semi-regular mention that The Lanalax Corporation is my favorite podcast and I can’t believe it’s not more popular, yet I also understand that @PatDean’s sensual descriptions of food aren’t for the faint of heart. (@lanalaxcorp) podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the…

@blue_jjay @Aaron__Brooks @lanalaxcorp FUCK YES

@PatDean @Aaron__Brooks @lanalaxcorp Had a frozen pizza at home, so just had to try making a Pat Dean special. Love it!

@lanalaxcorp @CraigPlazure oh man, no idea hahahaha. I'd imagine within the first 200?

@CraigPlazure @PatDean

I’ve got an abundance of forthcoming lit news to announce. Meanwhile, @PatDean and @Aaron__Brooks were generous enough to enlist @lanalaxcorp to help me close a last chapter. Enjoy wherever you listen to your podcasts! spoti.fi/4bZFNmZ More SOON…

@blue_jjay @lanalaxcorp hahhahaa it was my shot at redemption

@lanalaxcorp Pat's Harvey Keitel impression has greatly improved since the last time 🤣

Have you heard the tale of the Toy Boy?

Counterpoint: Yes I am.

Most comedians are miserable people who have completely lost themselves in what is essentially an organically formed pyramid scheme/cult and are just completely untethered to reality

The hoorah America fuck yeah!! day dream war fantasies of meme peddlers and content factory accounts love to view Appalachia as a mythical stronghold of ruthless hardened trained guerrilla killers of men and not one of the most neglected and impoverished places in the country.

On the Wings of Love youtu.be/5nuy6m4OI3Y?si…

oh yeah? then wtf is this?

The Lanalax Cartoon Union youtu.be/BwD7Ix_simY?si…

The "I Voted" sticker should have a frowny face on it this year.

@lanalaxcorp @PatDean @Aaron__Brooks Ain't that the truth.