Patrick Sweany

@Liberty4All2B i'm in.

@PatrickSweany Fancy coming to Dublin Ireland to play, maybe Cork also? Sort ye out, be grand. Sure give it some thought???? 🤔💚🤞🏼

I deleted this app on my phone. I briefly peruse it on my computer a couple times a week, tops. I absolutely can't recommend this course of action enough. This site\app is a sewer of misinformation and manufactured outrage. Now, I get some news, then off. Its lovely.

Me: alexa, play “after awhile” by @PatrickSweany Alexa: shuffling songs by patrick swayze Me: what the fuck Alexa: “she’s like the wind…” Me: ok fine…but next song…

Jim Jordan is the biggest coward next to Donald Trump.

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ON TRUMP BEIN SHOT AND THINGS BEIN CRAZY

@blueshi Never had the pleasure of playing there.

@PatrickSweany I am currently at Rudy’s Jazz Room ! ! ! Do you ever play here anymore ? ! ? I would so enjoy hearing you live 🤩🥳🤩

@dpatrickrodgers It's bonkers great!

Shogun is the best show on television right now, thanks largely to Anna Sawai’s performance.

God loves you so much that he created Hell just in case you don't love him back.

@LizzieMarbach Play by your own imaginary god’s rules, you vile ignorant wretch. Science says otherwise.

Birth control is wrong not just because of the harmful side effects. Birth control is wrong in its very purpose. It’s designed purposely to divorce sex from procreation. It has duped us into believing that casual sex is not only okay, but also an inherent “right.” There is NO societal good that comes from birth control. Ban it all.

@RobertKennedyJr Shut the actual fuck up, you useless, trust-fund wackadoo.

As President, I will end this humanitarian crisis once and for all. I will secure the border and destroy the business model of the drug cartels. A country without borders is not a country at all.

@dpatrickrodgers What kind of influencer/algorithm/tractor pull model do they use to calculate this? (All due respect)

Moving on up (tie)

Watch your tone, PAL, you're talking to Nashville's 466th most powerful person (tie)

@ChrisStapleton Solid gag. Dummies ruin everything.

Traveller Whiskey does not contain real bits of Chris Stapleton. That would be gross. Please laugh responsibly.

These advertisements were not approved by the legal department or by anyone in general associated with the Traveller Whiskey brand. In no way are they actually intended to be used to advertise anything. Especially whiskey. It’s a joke. It’s meant to be good for a laugh.

Four thousand four hundred seven! Ah ah ah!

@BraveRoyal @scavendish Correct.

@scavendish So, to be clear, this was NOT the policy when the reporter was arrested, correct? Only after?

Vanderbilt University issued changes to campus media access yesterday in the wake of a Kirkland Hall protest where a reporter was arrested (despite clearly IDing himself as a reporter). This change in policy is ridiculous. (1/x)

All I’m saying T is that these people keep saying DEI when it sounds like they really wanna say a different word. But fuck do I know.

Listening to Them Shoes by @PatrickSweany on @PandoraMusic pandora.app.link/PYMGdA9EfIb

Looking back on my adolescence, I regret not having figured out a way to make money by heaving random shit into the pond by my friend Aaron’s house. I feel like that was truly the untapped essence of me. My talents realized. Welp, time marches on.

@johnpaulkeith (Ed McMahon noises)

This praying mantis embedded in amber is about 30 million years old.