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Omg finally

That's too much, guys. Come on.

People love fist fights. People love circuses. Hope you enjoy tonight.

@joshbotimer @nickymittens Lmao what in the hell

@Paws61 @nickymittens lmao

@Austin_FakeName Oh hell yeah

Me watching Goofy Movie: no way it gets any goofier than this Me watching Extremely Goofy Movie: mother of god

me: [wondering if i she can tell i lied about my job] the woman cutting my hair: ocean king sounds stressful me: it can be

Idea: Even Younger Sheldon?

Gotta admit it’s really something to see Wall Streeters with a long history of treating our economy as a casino complain about a message board of posters also treating the market as a casino

@JasonIsbell @thewombats

goofy has escaped

whooooa, we're halfway there whoooa OH, livin in bel-air one small fight and my mom got scared whoooa OH, fresh prince of bel-air

I'm a little suspicious of the new maid they just hired for the White House

Happy birthday to the one and only Kevin Costner! @modernwest #YellowstoneTV

GOVERNMENT: stay home ME: ok I’m staying home GOVERNMENT: ....you wanna go out and get a burrito or something? ME: can I? GOVERNMENT: ya maybe I dunno ME: can I goto the park? GOVERNMENT: haha buddy I dunno what am I the park police

Attempted to cut back today from 3 to 6 cups of coffee to 2 cups of coffee and my head shoved me up against a brick wall and said, “yo mike, we do 3 to 6 cups, remember?”

🎶 Talkin ‘bout a Karen revolution. 🎶 twitter.com/WhatsTrending/…