Tim Gray [parody]

<> bit.ly/PeakyTim <> Family: #RazorsReborn <> 5th generation Peaky Blinder. <> Likes: Sharp knives, good booze, and rough women. <> Keepin’ my distance ‘cause it’s safer for her. <> My knives never come off, not even for fuckin’. <> Don’t fuck with the Peaky Blinders.

@OfBurningAngels @TwistedsFaces @DiSangueEOro @ArqueroInfame @OLeMeaAutu @TideOfValkyries @IllaFidei @Fists_N_Razors @AsiaticDevilDog @BurnThemToAsh @Royal_Hellion @RasoioNascosto @DeadAuntPolly @NotTheFave @BugsUnderSkin @MethOrMoney @VoxMostro @OldIrishConMan @MotherBlinder @ScornedVVitch @HonoreEtGloria @WiserManForIt @EtVocesMostro @OfFanaticism [From the bed, I shake my head.] Oh, no. Ya don’t get to go that easy. Be specific, lass.

@PeakyTim @TwistedsFaces @DiSangueEOro @ArqueroInfame @OLeMeaAutu @TideOfValkyries @IllaFidei @Fists_N_Razors @AsiaticDevilDog @BurnThemToAsh @Royal_Hellion @RasoioNascosto @DeadAuntPolly @NotTheFave @BugsUnderSkin @MethOrMoney @VoxMostro @OldIrishConMan @MotherBlinder @ScornedVVitch @HonoreEtGloria @WiserManForIt @EtVocesMostro @OfFanaticism [With a shrug I push him on the bed] Shut up and fuck me, damnit.

@Fists_N_Razors @TideOfValkyries @Royal_Hellion @DiSangueEOro @BurnThemToAsh @OfBurningAngels @ArqueroInfame @IllaFidei @PeakyTim @RasoioNascosto @DeadAuntPolly @NotTheFave @TwistedsFaces @BugsUnderSkin @MethOrMoney @VoxMostro @OldIrishConMan @MotherBlinder @ScornedVVitch @HonoreEtGloria @WiserManForIt @EtVocesMostro @OfFanaticism —the time and keep my mind off Beth. I’d love to say it worked, that she was the last thing to cross my mind. Fact is, she’d be exhausted with how much she runs through my mind.]

@TwistedsFaces @DiSangueEOro @ArqueroInfame @OLeMeaAutu @OfBurningAngels @TideOfValkyries @IllaFidei @Fists_N_Razors @AsiaticDevilDog @BurnThemToAsh @Royal_Hellion @RasoioNascosto @DeadAuntPolly @NotTheFave @BugsUnderSkin @MethOrMoney @VoxMostro @OldIrishConMan @MotherBlinder @ScornedVVitch @HonoreEtGloria @WiserManForIt @EtVocesMostro @OfFanaticism Well here we fuckin’ are, aren’t we, so ya best figure out what ya want. [Not the fuckin’ easy, ya see.]

@DiSangueEOro @ArqueroInfame @OLeMeaAutu @OfBurningAngels @PeakyTim @TideOfValkyries @IllaFidei @Fists_N_Razors @AsiaticDevilDog @BurnThemToAsh @Royal_Hellion @RasoioNascosto @DeadAuntPolly @NotTheFave @BugsUnderSkin @MethOrMoney @VoxMostro @OldIrishConMan @MotherBlinder @ScornedVVitch @HonoreEtGloria @WiserManForIt @EtVocesMostro @OfFanaticism [We spend /ages/ in Minecraft just blowing shit up because it’s funny.]

@OfBurningAngels @ArqueroInfame @OLeMeaAutu @TideOfValkyries @IllaFidei @Fists_N_Razors @AsiaticDevilDog @BurnThemToAsh @Royal_Hellion @DiSangueEOro @RasoioNascosto @DeadAuntPolly @NotTheFave @TwistedsFaces @BugsUnderSkin @MethOrMoney @VoxMostro @OldIrishConMan @MotherBlinder @ScornedVVitch @HonoreEtGloria @WiserManForIt @EtVocesMostro @OfFanaticism [Feeling unsure with the “new rules,” I pick her on up and carry her ta the bedroom. Once I set her on her feet, I wait like I’m supposed to. Least I think I’m supposed to.]

@PeakyTim @ArqueroInfame @OLeMeaAutu @TideOfValkyries @IllaFidei @Fists_N_Razors @AsiaticDevilDog @BurnThemToAsh @Royal_Hellion @DiSangueEOro @RasoioNascosto @DeadAuntPolly @NotTheFave @TwistedsFaces @BugsUnderSkin @MethOrMoney @VoxMostro @OldIrishConMan @MotherBlinder @ScornedVVitch @HonoreEtGloria @WiserManForIt @EtVocesMostro @OfFanaticism That's enough for now. Your woman needs your attention, Mr Gray. She's missed you

@OfBurningAngels @ArqueroInfame @OLeMeaAutu @TideOfValkyries @IllaFidei @Fists_N_Razors @AsiaticDevilDog @BurnThemToAsh @Royal_Hellion @DiSangueEOro @RasoioNascosto @DeadAuntPolly @NotTheFave @TwistedsFaces @BugsUnderSkin @MethOrMoney @VoxMostro @OldIrishConMan @MotherBlinder @ScornedVVitch @HonoreEtGloria @WiserManForIt @EtVocesMostro @OfFanaticism You’re the [very fuckin’ temporary] boss. Ya tell me.

@PeakyTim @ArqueroInfame @OLeMeaAutu @TideOfValkyries @IllaFidei @Fists_N_Razors @AsiaticDevilDog @BurnThemToAsh @Royal_Hellion @DiSangueEOro @RasoioNascosto @DeadAuntPolly @NotTheFave @TwistedsFaces @BugsUnderSkin @MethOrMoney @VoxMostro @OldIrishConMan @MotherBlinder @ScornedVVitch @HonoreEtGloria @WiserManForIt @EtVocesMostro @OfFanaticism [My head tilts] Is there anything else needs to be said right now? Doesn't all have to be now, surely?

@OfBurningAngels @ArqueroInfame @OLeMeaAutu @TideOfValkyries @IllaFidei @Fists_N_Razors @AsiaticDevilDog @BurnThemToAsh @Royal_Hellion @DiSangueEOro @RasoioNascosto @DeadAuntPolly @NotTheFave @TwistedsFaces @BugsUnderSkin @MethOrMoney @VoxMostro @OldIrishConMan @MotherBlinder @ScornedVVitch @HonoreEtGloria @WiserManForIt @EtVocesMostro @OfFanaticism That’s all the talkin’ we’re doin’?

@PeakyTim @ArqueroInfame @OLeMeaAutu @TideOfValkyries @IllaFidei @Fists_N_Razors @AsiaticDevilDog @BurnThemToAsh @Royal_Hellion @DiSangueEOro @RasoioNascosto @DeadAuntPolly @NotTheFave @TwistedsFaces @BugsUnderSkin @MethOrMoney @VoxMostro @OldIrishConMan @MotherBlinder @ScornedVVitch @HonoreEtGloria @WiserManForIt @EtVocesMostro @OfFanaticism I'm just making sure Now shhh [I place a finger to his lips] and take your woman to bed.

@OfBurningAngels @ArqueroInfame @OLeMeaAutu @TideOfValkyries @IllaFidei @Fists_N_Razors @AsiaticDevilDog @BurnThemToAsh @Royal_Hellion @DiSangueEOro @RasoioNascosto @DeadAuntPolly @NotTheFave @TwistedsFaces @BugsUnderSkin @MethOrMoney @VoxMostro @OldIrishConMan @MotherBlinder @ScornedVVitch @HonoreEtGloria @WiserManForIt @EtVocesMostro @OfFanaticism Did I already say I did? [I shoot her a look.]

@PeakyTim @ArqueroInfame @OLeMeaAutu @TideOfValkyries @IllaFidei @Fists_N_Razors @AsiaticDevilDog @BurnThemToAsh @Royal_Hellion @DiSangueEOro @RasoioNascosto @DeadAuntPolly @NotTheFave @TwistedsFaces @BugsUnderSkin @MethOrMoney @VoxMostro @OldIrishConMan @MotherBlinder @ScornedVVitch @HonoreEtGloria @WiserManForIt @EtVocesMostro @OfFanaticism You sure? We gotta agree on this stuff.

@OfBurningAngels @ArqueroInfame @OLeMeaAutu @TideOfValkyries @IllaFidei @Fists_N_Razors @AsiaticDevilDog @BurnThemToAsh @Royal_Hellion @DiSangueEOro @RasoioNascosto @DeadAuntPolly @NotTheFave @TwistedsFaces @BugsUnderSkin @MethOrMoney @VoxMostro @OldIrishConMan @MotherBlinder @ScornedVVitch @HonoreEtGloria @WiserManForIt @EtVocesMostro @OfFanaticism [I sigh. Nate and his fuckin’ rules.] Fine by me.

@PeakyTim @ArqueroInfame @OLeMeaAutu @TideOfValkyries @IllaFidei @Fists_N_Razors @AsiaticDevilDog @BurnThemToAsh @Royal_Hellion @DiSangueEOro @RasoioNascosto @DeadAuntPolly @NotTheFave @TwistedsFaces @BugsUnderSkin @MethOrMoney @VoxMostro @OldIrishConMan @MotherBlinder @ScornedVVitch @HonoreEtGloria @WiserManForIt @EtVocesMostro @OfFanaticism [Bursts out laughing] Okay okay, I hear you. That would be weird as fuck. Needs to be something that is so out of place it makes you stop. What about something dumb like, I dunno.... [My nose scrunches] pineapple?

@OfBurningAngels @ArqueroInfame @OLeMeaAutu @TideOfValkyries @IllaFidei @Fists_N_Razors @AsiaticDevilDog @BurnThemToAsh @Royal_Hellion @DiSangueEOro @RasoioNascosto @DeadAuntPolly @NotTheFave @TwistedsFaces @BugsUnderSkin @MethOrMoney @VoxMostro @OldIrishConMan @MotherBlinder @ScornedVVitch @HonoreEtGloria @WiserManForIt @EtVocesMostro @OfFanaticism Can we /please/ not be talkin’ about Aoife, or what her and Nate get up to, right now? No colors. I’ll think of Nate and that’s shite.

@PeakyTim @ArqueroInfame @OLeMeaAutu @TideOfValkyries @IllaFidei @Fists_N_Razors @AsiaticDevilDog @BurnThemToAsh @Royal_Hellion @DiSangueEOro @RasoioNascosto @DeadAuntPolly @NotTheFave @TwistedsFaces @BugsUnderSkin @MethOrMoney @VoxMostro @OldIrishConMan @MotherBlinder @ScornedVVitch @HonoreEtGloria @WiserManForIt @EtVocesMostro @OfFanaticism If I pick I'll end up making it dumb, just to get a laugh out of us in that moment. [Sniggers, nudging his ear with my nose] I'm trying to be serious. Hmm [I tap my chin then] Aoife said she uses a colour scheme.

@OfBurningAngels @ArqueroInfame @OLeMeaAutu @TideOfValkyries @IllaFidei @Fists_N_Razors @AsiaticDevilDog @BurnThemToAsh @Royal_Hellion @DiSangueEOro @RasoioNascosto @DeadAuntPolly @NotTheFave @TwistedsFaces @BugsUnderSkin @MethOrMoney @VoxMostro @OldIrishConMan @MotherBlinder @ScornedVVitch @HonoreEtGloria @WiserManForIt @EtVocesMostro @OfFanaticism [She fought me on near everythin’. Have a taste of your own, lass.] Me pick a word? Shouldn’t it be ya that’s doin’ the picking’?

@PeakyTim @ArqueroInfame @OLeMeaAutu @TideOfValkyries @IllaFidei @Fists_N_Razors @AsiaticDevilDog @BurnThemToAsh @Royal_Hellion @DiSangueEOro @RasoioNascosto @DeadAuntPolly @NotTheFave @TwistedsFaces @BugsUnderSkin @MethOrMoney @VoxMostro @OldIrishConMan @MotherBlinder @ScornedVVitch @HonoreEtGloria @WiserManForIt @EtVocesMostro @OfFanaticism [That smirk. Fuck, it does things to me] Hmmm. Okay. Safe words then, one that works for both of us. We hear it, it stops. Pick a word, Tim Gray.

@OfBurningAngels @ArqueroInfame @OLeMeaAutu @TideOfValkyries @IllaFidei @Fists_N_Razors @AsiaticDevilDog @BurnThemToAsh @Royal_Hellion @DiSangueEOro @RasoioNascosto @DeadAuntPolly @NotTheFave @TwistedsFaces @BugsUnderSkin @MethOrMoney @VoxMostro @OldIrishConMan @MotherBlinder @ScornedVVitch @HonoreEtGloria @WiserManForIt @EtVocesMostro @OfFanaticism [A smirk finally finds its way ta my face.] Shouldn’t we be talkin’ about the new rules first?

@PeakyTim @ArqueroInfame @OLeMeaAutu @TideOfValkyries @IllaFidei @Fists_N_Razors @AsiaticDevilDog @BurnThemToAsh @Royal_Hellion @DiSangueEOro @RasoioNascosto @DeadAuntPolly @NotTheFave @TwistedsFaces @BugsUnderSkin @MethOrMoney @VoxMostro @OldIrishConMan @MotherBlinder @ScornedVVitch @HonoreEtGloria @WiserManForIt @EtVocesMostro @OfFanaticism Make that 11 [With a smirk I lean in and whisper in his ear] Take me to bed. Right now.

@OfBurningAngels @ArqueroInfame @OLeMeaAutu @TideOfValkyries @IllaFidei @Fists_N_Razors @AsiaticDevilDog @BurnThemToAsh @Royal_Hellion @DiSangueEOro @RasoioNascosto @DeadAuntPolly @NotTheFave @TwistedsFaces @BugsUnderSkin @MethOrMoney @VoxMostro @OldIrishConMan @MotherBlinder @ScornedVVitch @HonoreEtGloria @WiserManForIt @EtVocesMostro @OfFanaticism [She has no right turnin’ me on like she does.] Think your bossy is about to dial up ta ten.

@PeakyTim @ArqueroInfame @OLeMeaAutu @TideOfValkyries @IllaFidei @Fists_N_Razors @AsiaticDevilDog @BurnThemToAsh @Royal_Hellion @DiSangueEOro @RasoioNascosto @DeadAuntPolly @NotTheFave @TwistedsFaces @BugsUnderSkin @MethOrMoney @VoxMostro @OldIrishConMan @MotherBlinder @ScornedVVitch @HonoreEtGloria @WiserManForIt @EtVocesMostro @OfFanaticism ~ at his lower lip before pulling back.] Always been bossy, ain't I?

@OfBurningAngels @ArqueroInfame @OLeMeaAutu @TideOfValkyries @IllaFidei @Fists_N_Razors @AsiaticDevilDog @BurnThemToAsh @Royal_Hellion @DiSangueEOro @RasoioNascosto @DeadAuntPolly @NotTheFave @TwistedsFaces @BugsUnderSkin @MethOrMoney @VoxMostro @OldIrishConMan @MotherBlinder @ScornedVVitch @HonoreEtGloria @WiserManForIt @EtVocesMostro @OfFanaticism Bossy. Guess I’ll be gettin’ used ta that for a bit. [She should run, but she won’t. Selfish bastard that I am, I’ll keep her till I wreck her. There’s no two ways about that shit. So I kiss her.]

@PeakyTim @ArqueroInfame @OLeMeaAutu @TideOfValkyries @IllaFidei @Fists_N_Razors @AsiaticDevilDog @BurnThemToAsh @Royal_Hellion @DiSangueEOro @RasoioNascosto @DeadAuntPolly @NotTheFave @TwistedsFaces @BugsUnderSkin @MethOrMoney @VoxMostro @OldIrishConMan @MotherBlinder @ScornedVVitch @HonoreEtGloria @WiserManForIt @EtVocesMostro @OfFanaticism Course I am. Comes with being a Shelby. Stubborn too, that's why I know we got this. Now come here and kiss me.

@OfBurningAngels @ArqueroInfame @OLeMeaAutu @TideOfValkyries @IllaFidei @Fists_N_Razors @AsiaticDevilDog @BurnThemToAsh @Royal_Hellion @DiSangueEOro @RasoioNascosto @DeadAuntPolly @NotTheFave @TwistedsFaces @BugsUnderSkin @MethOrMoney @VoxMostro @OldIrishConMan @MotherBlinder @ScornedVVitch @HonoreEtGloria @WiserManForIt @EtVocesMostro @OfFanaticism [I snort. I want ta smile, but it won’t come.] I say you’re fuckin’ touched in the head.

@PeakyTim @ArqueroInfame @OLeMeaAutu @TideOfValkyries @IllaFidei @Fists_N_Razors @AsiaticDevilDog @BurnThemToAsh @Royal_Hellion @DiSangueEOro @RasoioNascosto @DeadAuntPolly @NotTheFave @TwistedsFaces @BugsUnderSkin @MethOrMoney @VoxMostro @OldIrishConMan @MotherBlinder @ScornedVVitch @HonoreEtGloria @WiserManForIt @EtVocesMostro @OfFanaticism Then... [Shifting to face him, I reach out and brush my fingers across his bruised jaw] We /will/ be. You hear me, Tim Gray? We fucking /will/ be. We'll communicate better. I'll listen. We got this.

@OfBurningAngels @ArqueroInfame @OLeMeaAutu @TideOfValkyries @IllaFidei @Fists_N_Razors @AsiaticDevilDog @BurnThemToAsh @Royal_Hellion @DiSangueEOro @RasoioNascosto @DeadAuntPolly @NotTheFave @TwistedsFaces @BugsUnderSkin @MethOrMoney @VoxMostro @OldIrishConMan @MotherBlinder @ScornedVVitch @HonoreEtGloria @WiserManForIt @EtVocesMostro @OfFanaticism [I shake my head.] That ain’t up ta me. Not by a fuckin’ mile.

@PeakyTim @ArqueroInfame @OLeMeaAutu @TideOfValkyries @IllaFidei @Fists_N_Razors @AsiaticDevilDog @BurnThemToAsh @Royal_Hellion @DiSangueEOro @RasoioNascosto @DeadAuntPolly @NotTheFave @TwistedsFaces @BugsUnderSkin @MethOrMoney @VoxMostro @OldIrishConMan @MotherBlinder @ScornedVVitch @HonoreEtGloria @WiserManForIt @EtVocesMostro @OfFanaticism [with a small shake of my head I move to sit back up next to him] So are we...okay?

Oi! Nate! Get hold of your woman.

@OfBurningAngels @ArqueroInfame @OLeMeaAutu @TideOfValkyries @IllaFidei @Fists_N_Razors @AsiaticDevilDog @BurnThemToAsh @Royal_Hellion @DiSangueEOro @RasoioNascosto @DeadAuntPolly @NotTheFave @TwistedsFaces @BugsUnderSkin @MethOrMoney @VoxMostro @OldIrishConMan @MotherBlinder @ScornedVVitch @HonoreEtGloria @WiserManForIt @EtVocesMostro @OfFanaticism Get off your knees, Claire. [She’s fuckin’ killin’ me.]

@PeakyTim @ArqueroInfame @OLeMeaAutu @TideOfValkyries @IllaFidei @Fists_N_Razors @AsiaticDevilDog @BurnThemToAsh @Royal_Hellion @DiSangueEOro @RasoioNascosto @DeadAuntPolly @NotTheFave @TwistedsFaces @BugsUnderSkin @MethOrMoney @VoxMostro @OldIrishConMan @MotherBlinder @ScornedVVitch @HonoreEtGloria @WiserManForIt @EtVocesMostro @OfFanaticism Did you now? [I shuffle closer on my knees] Had a thing for you ever since then. But I think that's probably obvious.

@OfBurningAngels @ArqueroInfame @OLeMeaAutu @TideOfValkyries @IllaFidei @Fists_N_Razors @AsiaticDevilDog @BurnThemToAsh @Royal_Hellion @DiSangueEOro @RasoioNascosto @DeadAuntPolly @NotTheFave @TwistedsFaces @BugsUnderSkin @MethOrMoney @VoxMostro @OldIrishConMan @MotherBlinder @ScornedVVitch @HonoreEtGloria @WiserManForIt @EtVocesMostro @OfFanaticism [I look at her.] Weren’t no shovin’. Pulled an extra night watch shift for that.

@PeakyTim @ArqueroInfame @OLeMeaAutu @TideOfValkyries @IllaFidei @Fists_N_Razors @AsiaticDevilDog @BurnThemToAsh @Royal_Hellion @DiSangueEOro @RasoioNascosto @DeadAuntPolly @NotTheFave @TwistedsFaces @BugsUnderSkin @MethOrMoney @VoxMostro @OldIrishConMan @MotherBlinder @ScornedVVitch @HonoreEtGloria @WiserManForIt @EtVocesMostro @OfFanaticism Stay with me, you silly man. Let's work through this together like the kick ass team we are. [Here we go, tearing up like a pussy] The kick ass team we've been since the day we got shoved together on that job.

@OfBurningAngels @ArqueroInfame @OLeMeaAutu @TideOfValkyries @IllaFidei @Fists_N_Razors @AsiaticDevilDog @BurnThemToAsh @Royal_Hellion @DiSangueEOro @RasoioNascosto @DeadAuntPolly @NotTheFave @TwistedsFaces @BugsUnderSkin @MethOrMoney @VoxMostro @OldIrishConMan @MotherBlinder @ScornedVVitch @HonoreEtGloria @WiserManForIt @EtVocesMostro @OfFanaticism Fuckin’ hell, woman. [I sigh. Don’t even try to hide the defeat in there. I know I need ta cut her loose, only it ain’t in me no more. Soft as fuck I am now.] The fuck you want me to do? Name it.

@PeakyTim @ArqueroInfame @OLeMeaAutu @TideOfValkyries @IllaFidei @Fists_N_Razors @AsiaticDevilDog @BurnThemToAsh @Royal_Hellion @DiSangueEOro @RasoioNascosto @DeadAuntPolly @NotTheFave @TwistedsFaces @BugsUnderSkin @MethOrMoney @VoxMostro @OldIrishConMan @MotherBlinder @ScornedVVitch @HonoreEtGloria @WiserManForIt @EtVocesMostro @OfFanaticism Of course [Fuck, my voice is small] Tim, please...

@OfBurningAngels @ArqueroInfame @OLeMeaAutu @TideOfValkyries @IllaFidei @Fists_N_Razors @AsiaticDevilDog @BurnThemToAsh @Royal_Hellion @DiSangueEOro @RasoioNascosto @DeadAuntPolly @NotTheFave @TwistedsFaces @BugsUnderSkin @MethOrMoney @VoxMostro @OldIrishConMan @MotherBlinder @ScornedVVitch @HonoreEtGloria @WiserManForIt @EtVocesMostro @OfFanaticism [Sliding down, I look at the ceilin’ for answers, as the f that’s ever done a fuckin’ thing for me.] It ain’t that I don’t want ya, lass. Ya know that, don’t ya?

@PeakyTim @ArqueroInfame @OLeMeaAutu @TideOfValkyries @IllaFidei @Fists_N_Razors @AsiaticDevilDog @BurnThemToAsh @Royal_Hellion @DiSangueEOro @RasoioNascosto @DeadAuntPolly @NotTheFave @TwistedsFaces @BugsUnderSkin @MethOrMoney @VoxMostro @OldIrishConMan @MotherBlinder @ScornedVVitch @HonoreEtGloria @WiserManForIt @EtVocesMostro @OfFanaticism You've had enough beatings courtesy of Nate [My stomach churns and panic sets in. What the hell is he going to say next?] What do we do, Tim? Cause I think I've made it clear I'd really like to try things, us, again.

Would ya look at that.