🅿️erry

Girls get married and think their instagram story is facebook marketplace

Have you ever done all you can eat sushi?

Why is it so difficult to find a cold water bottle in the airport

What does your crew do for birthday dinners, does the birthday person still pay or does the crew cover them?

@neiltzeitouni @jomo4199 reverse osmosis, rfk talk, y'all just spew

Top 5 water drinkers in order 1. Dolla 2. ET 3. Neil 4. Joved 5. Deita Honorable mention Jack M and Sal

@SexualNocash @eddie__turner Lizzy mcjizzy

@PerryHala @eddie__turner No we don’t lol it’s been ope ever since the Sy gees kished

I feel like no one actually trusts that their phones are waterproof

Anyone else getting spoofed od today

The guys waiting for Myles Turner outside MSG after he messed with Donte DiVincenzo 🇮🇹

Never forget where you came from.

There was nothing like Olympic Melo

Trump Reports: "If he was president that earthquake wouldn't have happened." @realDonaldTrump

Why doesn’t Apple let you start an a conference call

I’m always surprised that people don’t know Axwell and Ingrosso are 2 out of the 3 guys in swedish house mafia

Where did this tattoo guy come from and he can he stop tryna convince me gambling is easy

Kirk Cousins in ATL #CTESPN

If you’re not following #CTESPN I feel bad for u

@alloutamazon Interested

Anyone that can & wants to sell Gillette at scale send me a DM

Why is the Venmo search bar so shitty