Perry Johnson

This is the one where we announce that we are sooo on a break! Also one of the funniest dong conversations of all time. 🐔 join us to hear Perry laughing really hard at his own jokes and immaturity!! Love y’all. itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/hel…

Today has been CRAZY. Nearly zero time to tweet. I hope everyone is doing well! My day is going great. Here’s a creepy pic of my kid. 20 weeks. Half way there!

@johnisbell85 @DisneyPixar Deal!

@PerryJohnson77 @DisneyPixar How about you just stick around for all of them! And their sequels. And their sequels...

I hope cancer doesn’t kill me before @DisneyPixar Toy Story 4 comes out.

Or the Avengers 4 Or Spider-Man 2 Really there is quite a few things I hope I get to live to see. Cancer sucks.

If there's 1 thing I've learned, it's that U have to surround yourself w/ people who believe in U. People who'll call U on your BS but also recognize your effort & intentions. Surround yourself w/ people who make U want to be better because both U & they are worthy of your best.

Enjoyable. #dnd vice.com/en_us/article/…

I put on Hook. The pirates chanting “Hook” scene with Smee carrying the hook on a pillow. Silence. 3 year old: “I don’t want to be a pirate. I’m an astronaut!” Me: “I didn’t say anything about you being a pirate.” 😶

Casual Wear Werewolves listen to the Westworld and Red Dead Redemption soundtracks at work in preparation for Red Dead Redemption 2 this evening. #hype

@filminquirypod Smart House v. HSM2 is the toughest bracket of this whole thing.

With a fairly unsurprising day 1 over, let’s continue the Disney Channel Original Movie tournament into the next set of votes. Updated bracket below and new polls in this thread!

@PerryJohnson77 @lindsaymj44 Aren’t those cool?

@Mrs_TX_JK @lindsaymj44 That’s awesome!!!

A friend made me a bunch of these flowers with little periwinkle ribbons to wear in November for Stomach Cancer Awareness month in honor of my brother. #TeamPerry #cancersucks #bestfriendever @PerryJohnson77 @lindsaymj44

We love that #WorldSeries #DirtyWater!

@COlearnick @MurderDiceKyle @MurderDice @MurderDiceBen @MikeVorpal Spoiler alert. I ain’t there yet.

@MurderDiceKyle @PerryJohnson77 @MurderDice @MurderDiceBen @MikeVorpal I feel like the fun and enjoyment has really come through in the last couple of episodes. Jumping out and yelling, "booger dice" comes immediately to mind.

Nothing makes me want to play DND more than @MurderDice Just good friends playing an amazing game. Damn it’s good. @MurderDiceBen @MikeVorpal @MurderDiceKyle love you guys.

@PerryJohnson77 It made $250 million at the box office! That ain’t no DCOM!

@filminquirypod And it’s the best of the Holy Trinity as well.

Hey, this is pretty much the dumbest thing I’ve ever done but I made this Disney Channel Original Movie bracket and we will determine, once and for all, the greatest DCOM ever made (of my generation, anyway- leans heavily towards my age demographic). I will post polls daily!

@MurderDice I slept with my bed directly on the floor until I was a married adult because of Friday the 13th when @kevinbacon got killed lying in his bunk. Also I slept in jeans 👖case there was a house fire and I didn’t want to be in the street watching my stuff burn n my undies