Pete𝕏

For those of y’all that are graduating, if you didn’t find your wife in college it gets 10000000000x harder post grad so good luck

I think watching sunsets, moon, trees, birds and clouds is my life purpose

The cost of avoiding structure is that every day has to be renegotiated from scratch.

“People bully you at work because they’re a loser when they clock out” is the realest shit I ever heard

I PURPOSELY ignore hints so people can speak up and be direct like an adult.

Bro to Bro: Once we confirm you're alive, everything that almost killed you becomes fair game to make into a joke.

I’m on the side of twitter where animals are trolling themselves

The internet is fake. Most people are normal. Most men aren’t bitter and most women aren’t man haters. Please put down your phone and touch grass.

Women are hilarious man. When they find out you can pull other women they start liking you a lot more 😂

Our generation is a bit too comfortable with the idea of going to hell

Still more people to meet. Still more people to love.

When the chemistry teacher said "old bonds break when new ones are formed" we didn't listen. 😭

Losing my pen cap is worse than losing the whole pen.

wishing my mom long life.

all this effort will be worth it.

No success until you accept the pain of discipline.

Dating a woman that is liftable >>>>>>

brick by brick. day by day.

@MrBeast Like and become my arch nemesis 😒

If this tweet has exactly 1 like in 24 hours I’ll give that person $1,000,000

What did people do in caveman times when someone tore an ACL?