Simon

This is a new account. Pretty much the same content as the old account. If you've come from there - thank you.

@4golfonline I hate my driver. I normally go with a 3 hybrid as my longest club off the tee

Do you guys trust your drivers? Or do you tend to run away to a different club off the tee? 3 wood, long iron etc… Let me know!

This is a great visual swing drill that will get your driver swing off to the best possible start! Try this next time you practice and let me know how you get on 🎯

*stares lustfully at pecan sandies*

@Richard_Kadrey 😂

@PoetSimon Also The Dead Zone. He's absolutely Greg Stillson.

Trump claiming that Denmark has no claim over Greenland because, "There are no written documents, it's only that a boat landed there hundreds of years ago..." is the most deranged and flat out dumb thing he's he's ever said, which is quite an accomplishment.

Want to be in one of my books? I’m selling the name of 1 male character in my current novel and 1 in the next for $500 each. Your character might be good. He might be bad. He might live or he might eat shit and die. Let me know if you’re interested.

@Friendly_dayz I am now

Are you following us on Insta yet?! instagram.com/p/DTf3aW4CsiJ/…

@Richard_Kadrey Hard agree 👍🏻

David Bowie's album Low was released 49 years ago today. I won't say that Low is his best album (he went in too many stylistic directions for that), but it's the one I play the most. All these years later, his Berlin period remains haunting.

For those looking for booze free booze this month (or beyond) I can recommend this

I do not want Venezuela I do not want Greenland. I do not want Cuba. I do not want Canada. I do not want Mexico. I just want healthcare.

Padstow we are in you

@Richard_Kadrey Cry less in the shower

I intend to travel a lot more in 2026. What are your plans?

I bet @GreatDismal would appreciate this ...

Christmas cheese biscuits done #food #foodporn #homebaked #IMadeThis #homebaking

Die Another Day is a fucking awful, awful film

#nowplaying open.spotify.com/track/1h2xVEoJ…

#nowplaying open.spotify.com/track/6gG8N0By…

Kitchen disco time #nowplaying open.spotify.com/track/4t0UsYzm…

I'm in Tolworth. On purpose.

@Richard_Kadrey No creativity is worthless - the world could always stand some more creativity

That odd feeling when you listen to a new mix of one of your songs that you hated and thinking, "Actually this isn't bad." I need to fire it up on better speakers to make sure, but maybe it's not worthless...?