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Sean Lock on “Iron Lady” Maggie Thatcher's death and getting a State Funeral: "I don't think it matters as long as the bitch is dead, that's the main thing."

8 lines every flag-shagging plastic “patriot” has in their playbook 1.“I want my country back” - From what? You voted for the party that ran it for 14 years. 2.“Our grandads didn’t fight for this” - Your grandads would be ashamed that you can’t find Normandy on a map. They fought with Poles, Sikhs, Gurkhas, and West Indians beside them. They’d have more in common with the immigrants you hate than plastic patriots sharing memes about them. 3.“This isn’t the Britain I grew up in” - Correct. It has lower crime, longer life expectancy, and better healthcare than the 1970s you’re romanticising. You just don’t remember the power cuts and three-day weeks. 4.“Britain is broken” - The most unpatriotic sentence in the English language, repeated daily by people say they love their country. 5. “We’re full” - The Netherlands has twice the population density and somehow manages. The UK is not full. It’s just had 14 years of no housebuilding and you need someone darker than you to blame for it. 6.“We look after our own first” - You vote for parties that cut disability benefits, froze nurses’ pay, gave tax breaks to the rich and closed Sure Start centres. You don’t look after anyone. 7.“Stop the boats” - The Tories spent £700 million on Rwanda to deport four people. Zero boats were stopped. You cheered anyway. 8.“Starmer is a traitor” - The man prosecuted terrorists, paedophile rings, and war criminals as DPP. You import American culture war propaganda from people who openly despise our allies, trash your own country 24/7, and follow convicted fraudsters who lied about where they were born. The only ones treacherously trashing Britain’s reputation daily are you.

It’s now confirmed that 5th gets you in the Champions League next season, Utd could potentially go 10 points clear of Chelsea in 6th by Monday night. None of this was inevitable, had Utd not have made the change when they did there is no way they’d be in this position. What a ridiculous achievement by Carrick, whatever happens with him in the summer, he will walk in to a job somewhere.

@NightSkyToday Lindsey Graham

If aliens visit us, who should be in charge of speaking on behalf of humanity?

@SangitaMyska @metpoliceuk @BhavaniVadde @metpoliceuk

“F*ck-off you n*gger b*tch. F*ck-off you Pakistani b*tch…you’ll need police protection. “ This is the racist rant thrown at a brown woman in Balham, South London. If you know this thug’s identity please contact ⁦@metpoliceuk⁩. Sending solidarity @BhavaniVadde

🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING: 🔴 EXCL: Adam Wharton has decided — his priority is Manchester United! He’s informed all interested clubs of his preference, with his agent now set to negotiate exclusively with Man United if club-to-club agreement is reached. ⏳👀 #MUFC

🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING: Manchester United are closing in on Adam Wharton deal, LIFT OFF soon. Fee around £70m plus £5m add-ons, final details being sorted. 🔴✨ #MUFC

My grandfather was a veteran, My father was a veteran, My uncle was a veteran My brother is a veteran I am a veteran My son is a soldier All of us would have - or do stand against Reform’s values. Do not believe the hype.

A woman speaking during Margaret Thatcher’s funeral: “Don't you think she did any good?” “Not a bit of good, not a bit. I'd put a stake through her heart and a garrot around her neck to make sure she never came back.”

Fair play to Keir Starmer: he judged this Iran situation well.

I never realised so many Restore UK supporters are antisemitic.

They are not hiding it any more....

Reform UK polls at 28%. A quarter of Britain identifies positively with the far-right. 137,550 hate crimes were recorded in the past year. Race hate crimes rose 6%. Anti-Muslim hate crime rose 19%. This is not an accident. This is political. They were bankrolled into power

Wow! The bots are triggered. As soon as you point out that Reform are pants, and that Brexit is a disaster they are out there with predictable 🐂 💩

🚨🗣️| Wayne Rooney on Arsenal players training with a Pen: “I’ve seen a lot of things been done in training but training with a Pen is one of the least thing you could think of, what are the coaching staff thinking, may be they are about to re-write history[burst into laughter 😂]”

I think it very fair to say we have the right leader of the UK in these very difficult and challenging times. Not only is @Keir_Starmer is achieving great things at home and slowly repairing the terrible damage done by the Tories, but internationally, he represents us with great intelligence and dignity in face of the mad man in the White House @realDonaldTrump. Also, and best of all, he is now steering us back home to where we truly belong, the heart of Europe and the EU. So far, I give the man a deserved 10/10. #TenYearKeir #CalmerWithStarmer

I love my country just wish farage and co would fuck off out of it

The UK right wing media doing all it can to keep this quiet but small boat Channel crossings in March down by more than 50% on year before and lowest level since 2023.