Postercaptain

@VacationYeller @Iholdyellowdear Sir let me on

@Iholdyellowdear Done

// add me to any among us gc and I will talk about yellow and pizza

@peoplediedsteve There’s a parody account of the mira rocks so

Really just making parody accounts of anything

@Pink_MIRACorp Yes sir at your service sir

Who needs shipping when you can ship important Ore+ cargo for MIRA Corporation? 𝘙𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬 𝘧𝘰𝘳. ============ 𝗙𝗼𝗿 𝗠𝗜𝗥𝗔 𝗖𝗼𝗿𝗽. 𝗙𝗼𝗿 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗰𝗿𝗲𝘄𝗺𝗮𝘁𝗲-𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗱. ============

@YellowTheCook Finally something other than pizza on your menu

Yall want some grilled cheese

@bestestskeldcap Is this what you do in your free time captain

Just found out about periods. Why would MIRA do this to our non-gender conforming women? Women, put your period to the screen. Hey, period! Leave her alone! 👎

@redycaptain @TailsdollMilly I’m the guy ON the book, and clearly you haven’t been doing a good job captain,

@Postercaptain @TailsdollMilly 𝘮𝘺 𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘬

Run it with an iron fist, //poster boy captain has joined parody twitter #amongus #amongusseries

@brownsbestie I have zilch clue who you are

@Postercaptain Son

@SvenAmongUs Years of hard work and propaganda-I mean professionalism gets you on the front cover friend,

@Postercaptain Where did you learn to captain so good???

@clovertoyz Thank you

New favorite character........droollllss....

@Whitesservant Speaking of “a lot” of you want alot of money you’ll stop asking questions lackey!

@Postercaptain [he hands out the drinks] Are you sure you want this many? 3 is kinda a lot..

(#parodytwitter #amongus) Would anyone like a drink or two? //White’s sommelier joins parody twitter

@DoctorBlu3 Allow me to introduce myself

OKAY SO WE DONT NEED ANYMORE LIMES NOR GREENS 🥹🥹 WE NEED AN CAPTAIN !!//

@YellowTheCook @SkeldCafeteria NO RELATIONSHIPS ON THE SKELD

... ... ... Yes.

@Failed_Upwards I’m telling mira

This was part of a PRIVATE WORK DISCUSSION.

@Failed_Upwards They all hate you and would prefer me, captain

I’m so glad my crew is full of people who LOVE and RESPECT me!

@kimirittoz Whites servant gets a spot on the list but not me

my characters tierlist if anyone likes me

@DoctorBlu3 I have no clue what you all run but sure

// doing an among us parody gc, who wants to join??

@Failed_Upwards Lucky I’m not on your ship captain

YOU’RE ALL WRONG IT’S ME