C-MAC Daddy

In the next 24 hours, I will be undergoing a bilateral salpingectomy (surgical removal of my Fallopian tubes) for the sole purpose of permanent sterilisation. I'm 25. I'm unmarried. I've never been pregnant. I never want children. I'm so happy to have fought for this choice.

I have stolen 12T of KitKats that were in transit and which you were probably hoping to buy in Poland forgive me the world is stressful and I needed a break

getting pounded? ❌ getting head? ❌ pounding headache? ✅

go 'bortions

sisyphus will never know the weight of eternally carrying a pair of big naturals

Correct

Some women will never want children in their life in any meaningful capacity. They don't want to give birth. They don't want to adopt. They don't want to be the fun auntie. They don't want to be a godmother. They don't want to work in a field with children. They will never change a child's diaper and don't believe their lack of childcare skills is a problem that needs fixing, because childcare is not a crucial part of the human experience, with billions of people on the planet. They go about their day while only seeing kids out at the grocery store or at the park, and nothing is missing from their lives. The refusal to accept this is driving a global right-wing backlash movement.

asking someone with adhd to reflect on the blowjob is literally ableism

me and the girl i pulled because my underground burrow is safe from flash floods

GUESS WHAT

Thinking about the time my baby was in the ER and had a med student checking his ears. I said "good job buddy" (to my kid) and the med student said "thank you, it's been a long day." I'm glad it maybe helped.

YEE FUCKIN HAW

6 hours between me and 10 days off

women in stem (stimming, task paralysis, emotional repression, masking)

A colleague asked what I eat for breakfast and I proceeded to tell her the exact composition of my breakfast in grams so yeah I think this may work on me

OMG SCRAT MY HERO

Calling my one day a month where I schedule all my beauty maintenance appointments my day at the dog salon because I'm a bitch

...Same

@Eli_Kunene @dinahaddie @mdsnmchll @ebsterr Lmfao

I have thousands more saved on my phone literally

@nocontextmemes @petridishZA the cell saver

only freak when froken to