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Well damn

@MoshiMoshiMoan I had no idea because I was offline. That is very concerning. I'll at least update my local PD

@blockchainchick The fact that it's on X gives it away immediately

Hunter Biden suddenly exploding on X feels like a massive psyop

@Jay_Moe_inc @NiceGuyMersh Go with your gunt

@NiceGuyMersh Honestly our issues aside, What that cum dumpster did was diabolical. Fuck her. She is poison. She did you a favor. Go with your gut always

Thank you, guys. I see you.

@omgsidewalks How am I getting it?

You get $50 million right now, but you can’t tell anyone how you got it for a year. If you do, you have to pay it all back. Are you taking it ??

@livewithnoregrt Political shit eating grifters

Instagram is for pictures, Tiktok is for videos, Twitter is for?

@okoro54278 Exactly how many hands do you have?

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing

@Styx666Official The year is 2026, and Tarl Warwick is a drunken, toothless, stroked out domestic abuser living in a handicapped woman's basement.

The year is 2035, and Snoop Dogg is making an anti-drug PSA with Kanye.

@Jayecane Gotta buy the dip

in 4 words tell me why you need $25,000

@rioserenity_ Stfu you dirty water addict

smoking weed everyday means you're a drug addict btw

@Styx666Official And you were once considered a talent.

The "autism spectrum" was once called "personality traits" and "quirks." ADHD was once called "kids are rowdy." Narcissism was once called "you're an arrogant prick." BPD was once called "you're friggin' crazy and we need to keep you away from shoelaces and sharpened pencils."

@CoffeeBrandCo Jeremy, Nnnnoooooo!

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@CoffeeBrandCo To get the upper hand here, change the tangerine flavor name to "what are the oranges for?" But you won't. Because you're a lolcow

@ThrillaRilla369 No but I've never loaned anyone money while KNOWING that I will get it back

Have you ever loaned money to someone knowing very well you’d never get the money back? 🤔 💰

@TheRalphRetort But now you pay to kiss lips that were wrapped around monkey meat while blacked out on xans. Where dat money at loll

@Promptly_Posed There's no such thing as a lolcow. I hate to break it to you. Josh Moon uses that to trollshield himself. I've made at least $500,000 doing this, so call it whatever you want!

You wanna mess with me, little grabbler? I'm gonna be on your ass like white on rice, as they say where I'm from. They probably don't say it where you're from, because you ARE NOT WHITE! I'm a PROFESSIONAL TROLL and I've been letting you slide for way too long. @GabeHoff

@Styx666Official Jesus Christ you're stupid af

Onions contain the same active chemical as tear gas. This means eating onions is hardcore.

@GabeHoff 20s is crazy

@HunterBiden @Cactuscali19912 I appreciate you, Hunter.

@Cactuscali19912 Stephen Miller is an ugly fuck.

gonna need Hunter Biden to also call Stephen Miller an ugly fuck.

My man is ZOOOOTED