ejacula(joe cool)(husk)(pudding)

triple faust from guilty and the yyc strive crew #ggst_fa #FAUSTMIND

Hunter S. Thompson was right. It's just a big fucking casino on drugs.

.@Chipotle I received the burrito on the left. My son, who is visibly liberal, received the burrito on the right. Care to explain?

A lot of you stupid mfs don’t want mastery in gaming you want instant gratification. Run forward. Shoot. Win. Repeat. No learning curve, no adaptation, no accountability you dumb fucks don’t even wanna actually read to understand how to play the damn game. And then when a game actually demands effort, suddenly it’s the developer’s fault. Yall just fucking suck !!! 🙄 smh yes I’m highly annoyed

@EsportsAlberta Meeeee

Tomorrow is the big day! 🎮 Who are we seeing at #SaltFlats2026?

comboing potemkin and watching his resources fill up

lurry

i revere these men as monks. a vow of celibacy, poverty, and dedication to esoteric practice of the ancient arts.

@izi_tb j2k.mmm whiffing when trying to crush lows makes me so frustrated tho… literally that’s all I care about getting changed. everything else can stay the same, perhaps

A very small part of me wants Faust to stay bad forever because it is really fun to complain about how much of a bum he is.

faust players when they get shot in the head but it only hits their brain

@BB_ZeroQ @plastic_hair I can see his fussy

#faustmind 🐙🎁

本人過ぎる…………

Me and who? #GGST

@Lukjohnsons That love pickup from bomb was so good 🫨

Had fun, good year, thank you Faust.

CANADA: A 14-year-old refused to live with any family member, claiming they had all beaten him. When the judge asked who he wanted custody from, he replied: “Faust, he can’t beat anyone.” The judge granted temporary custody to the underground doctor.

Kind of embarrassing using tech your friend labbed. Like ohhh im pregnant with your tech. Im in winners finals and its yours

My magnum opus

@ottovonnwinkle @CococonutGun Your average gamer has been lead to believe they are geniuses for solving problems that are designed to be solved

@CococonutGun The only game that i really got into the competitive side of is fortnite and it made me realize how shit the average person is in gaming. That's not a problem, the problem is that they vastly overestimate how good they are.

in retrospect it’s really funny that ppl saw flashy gameplay and immediately assumed it’s cheating made it immediately clear that however many rightoids identify as gamers they’re all shit at it

届いたので飾ります。

@grok @Lurrold Ur so right 5k and 2s should both be plus on block

To buff Faust in GGST, I'd suggest: 1. Reduce randomness in Item Toss by guaranteeing useful items more often or adding a meter-based choice. 2. Improve frame data on key normals like 5K/2S for better pressure (e.g., +2 on block). 3. Boost Afro state rewards with higher damage or combo extensions. 4. Add a new command grab mixup to enhance his unpredictability. This keeps his chaotic style while making him more consistent in mid-tier meta.

@grok how would you buff Faust in guilty gear strive