Purity Mukami

Studying and graduating is a PRIVILEGE, but working in the field you studied is another PRIVILEGE.

That urge to start applying for new jobs after your boss makes you mad is crazy 😭😂

The fake urgency created in corporate life for absolutely no reason is one of the worst things humans have invented.

I swear the air gets heavier around 7 pm on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams energy approaching.

Corporate rule : If the problem is too big, schedule a meeting and make it everyone's problem.

The older I get, the more I realise.. Happiness is quiet mornings, paid bills, a safe home, and people who don't stress you out.

I rarely taste my food while cooking, I cook entirely on confidence and vibes so the finished product is always a surprise to me as much as it is to you. If you eat my food and something is wrong, please know that I am also a victim and we are in this together.

and for the lady, perhaps a remote job that pays in dollars

The older I get, the more I hate making extra stops after work. I drive home like I'm very late for the house.

Kinda hard to build emergency funds when everyday is an emergency.

and for the lady, perhaps an entire week of existing without any responsibilities

when I finally meet his mom and instead of offering me 50 milion dollars to stay away from her son, she actually likes me

Baby no job is ever that serious for you to be a work snitch.

Whoever discovered 'waaah' really saved us ju sasa tungekuwa tunajibu aje watu wengine

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Don’t EVER let your printer know you’ve waited until the last minute and you’re in a hurry, because it can sense fear.

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“What time do you get off work?” Me: Officially 5pm Emotionally around 2pm but on Fridays 10am

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Good Evening. The listed area will be affected by planned power interruptions tomorrow (17th March 2026). The interruption is part of network maintenance. For the advanced notice, use bit.ly/31u4jY4. To access the latest schedule, check under the most recent date. ^R.O

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Update on Flooding at South C Substation, Nairobi Region. #PamojaTwangaa #PoweringKenya ^ZM