QuackerDeezles

My wife is in labor! @nyknicks, you have to win so my son is born in NYC on the day New York wins the NBA finals for the first time in 53 years. Give this baby a story to tell. My baby is about to arrive, Knicks in 5!!!

Congratulations @MrBeast on making history as the first creator to reach 500 million subscribers on @YouTube! 🎉 This achievement is a testament to what’s possible when a creator has the freedom to follow their creativity and be their authentic selves. Jimmy, you are an incredible innovator and we're so proud to be part of your journey.

Jasontheween & Yugi just witnessed a streaker trying to run into the pitch at the United States vs Paraguay World Cup opener right after USA scored a goal 😳😭

IShowSpeed impressed legendary football players Zlatan Ibrahimović and Thierry Henry with his knowledge of football while reporting live during the FIFA World Cup 😭 "they're tactics are running very good, they're running a 4-3-3 formation keeping the back end very defensive"

As a result of a US government directive, we are suspending access to Claude Fable 5 for all users. You can continue to use all other Claude models. Here’s what this means for you: Across Claude products, new sessions will run on your selected default model or Opus 4.8, and existing Fable 5 sessions will end with an error. On the Claude Platform, requests to Fable 5 will also return an error. Please update your integrations to other Claude models. We know this is a disruption to your workflows; we appreciate your patience and support.

CP in LA.

everytime they show the fifa president sitting next to marco rubio this is all i can think of

An elephant urinates on the floor during a Texas Republican convention. (🎥: @lmcgaughy)

Reminder: You Have Until June 22nd

MrBeast getting half a billion YouTube subs and Elon Musk becoming a trillionaire on the same day feels like a global humiliation ritual.

Reason #1,000,000,000,000 why we should tax the rich.

@BelieveJesusIs1 @TheMostWorthy @litteralyme0 you sound like AI

@TheMostWorthy @litteralyme0 Oh…well I totally missed that. Touché 💯🫱🏽‍🫲🏾

i’m closer to a billion than elon musk btw

"you're 8 months behind on chipotle klarna payments because you've been saving up for the spacex ipo?"

I cancelled my $10/mo Calendly subscription and vibe coded my own with Fable for $12,000

mfs with $2000 to their name and a robinhood account getting ready for the spacex ipo

If you bought SpaceX at the open this morning and sold 10 minutes later, you outperformed 6 years of holding Ethereum.

KAI CENAT DENIED KANEL JOSEPH FROM STREAMER UNIVERSITY FOR DISRESPECTING HIM 😭

JUST IN: 51% chance Tesla and SpaceX merge this year

SpaceX is now the 6th largest public company in the U.S.

JUST IN: SpaceX is now worth more than Canada