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💣🚨 | PROBLEMAS DE MESSI CON LA COMPRA DE LA UE CORNELLÁ 👀 Tras la compra del equipo catalán por parte de Lionel Messi, LaLiga le habría advertido de que el club no podría jugar en Primera División por conflicto de intereses ❌ El organismo le habría argumentado que, en ningún caso, dos clubes con el mismo dueño pueden competir en la misma categoría (Real Madrid y UE Cornellà)

Man City away next after a 0-0 vs sporting the saxophones are getting louder and louder

The face when your greatest ally betrays you

see as bayern dey rough handle my obough and them never come over my new apartment

Real Madrid didn’t play any highline but they conceded FOUR goals tonight

No way the ref remembered he was already on a booking. 🤣 I’m not complaining though 😂

Vini slots this in 99 out of 99 different times. The football gods MOVED the tectonic plates below the stadium just to make sure the ball doesn't get to him. This is not "unlucky". This is divine intervention and divine justice.

• Real Madrid before Mbappé returned: ✅ 2-1 vs Celta ✅ 3-0 vs Manchester City ✅ 4-1 vs Elche ✅ 2-1 vs Manchester City ✅ 3-2 vs Atlético Madrid • Real Madrid after Mbappé returned: ❌ 2-1 vs Mallorca ❌ 2-1 vs Bayern Munich ❌ 1-1 vs Girona ❌ 4-3 vs Bayern Munich

Those Spanish freaks are probably coming up with the most diabolical racist comments we’ve ever seen since the Jim Crow era. Godspeed camavinga, you’ll need it 🤣

Real Madrid going trophyless is a trophy for me.

fuh nigga

Dem go just gather kee all the Yoruba ppl 😂💔

where is the lie? 🫩

@CrimeCrack @JoelBilli @SadiqMaunde Then my people will also suffer with Tinubu than elect a northerner, since we are all mad.

@JoelBilli @SadiqMaunde Peter cannot win election because I know my people will rather suffer with Tinubu than elect him as president.

I hope with the emergence of David Mark from the north as the national chairman of the ADC, it’s now clear to everyone that the presidential candidate of the ADC is coming from the south?

the wife of a deceased podcaster was unavailable to attend our event tonight. please join me in welcoming our backup option for this evening: the vice president of the united states of america

Using that picture for the gofundme probably wasn’t the best idea

I’m sorry? mind you I never follow this pesin talk since like January

Dear Northerners supporting Tinubu, I hope you're all seeing what they think of us all! The shege you'll see from Tinubu when he returns, we will be here to remind you all (God forbid)

Dude behind me at lunch ordered “The usual.” Got hit back with a “and that would be?” Has to be absolutely devastating. Can’t even imagine.

Normally, Nigerians should not be paying ridiculous price for petrol even if the global oil price increased to $300 per barrel We produce the oil domestically and refined it domestically as well By that logic, Goverment should be able to sell the oil to Dangote at subsidized rate to keep the price of the refined product low But this is not possible for two basic reasons, we have a greedy government and we have a thieving goverment. Dangote full capacity is about 650,000 barrels per day while Nigeria produces 1.8m barrel per day But from now till like 2029, about 1m+ barrels per day has been presold. What does this mean? The money for the oil from now till 2029 has been collected so it can't be sold to anybody else For this reason, even when we have refinery in the country that we can sell to cheaper than global rate, we can't fully take care of its demand And even the little we sell to him is at a global oil price. Another sad reality is that when the oil was sold, it was at a rate that is lower than what its been sold for today Now, when all oil producing country are eating good from the high price of crude oil, we are sidelined because we sold early.