Craig Beavers and Levi Avery Quotes

Which way is Colorado from us (in Iowa) “North”

Where is New Orleans “Mississippi Ain’t it”

He’s not from Asia, he’s from Korea

I’m going 4 for 4 tomorrow 2 homeruns and 3 doubles..

Gets back from Walmart “You spending a lot of money recently” “Yeah I’m trying not too”

I’m not mad, I just said “fuck you”

I found a quarter, dime, and nickel today! I got 14 cents!

You either got to get a Wilson glove or an A2000

No I don’t think we have anybody’s birthday soon... Mines just coming up in October

Iowa is ranked the 3rd in the state for education....

“Sitting in a library full of computers” I can’t do my homework I don’t have my laptop

That ball went out in that CPR land. “You mean CRP?”

I like spicy stuff I could eat a red chili pepper raw.