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@mauleani Sweep the dodgers

What did Marlins fans do for this never ending torture

@Xedwardsfan9 Massage Clayton’s feet

Connor Norby

@Marlins Morel should be sent down to the DR league

We’ve made the following roster moves:

Niggas buying nudes when they can look in the mirror & see a pussy for free

@HistorianUSA1 Her porch????????

Woman has her porche dropped off at the mechanic and says: “Hey I was in a small accident… couple dents… might need the back wheel looked at” Reality: Her Porsche got absolutely VIOLATED. Front end folded like origami, wheel looking like it lost a fight with God from the airbag, every panel filed a missing persons report. The mechanic is walking around the car like he’s doing a crime scene investigation: “Ma’am… you left half your car on the highway.” Ladies, we love y’all… but when you say “couple dents” we need to know if you’re measuring in millimeters or an entire front clip.

Imagine being mad at your man for having bitches. TF you want him to be gay?

@ClownWorld She hatian 100%

Woman driving a silver Toyota in Tennessee crashes into multiple cars, then casually keeps driving with the entire front end destroyed. Bumper hanging off, headlights smashed, radiator exposed, and she still never stopped. If anybody recognizes this car or knows who was driving, contact police.

@6ixbuzztv No he a cuck

Should former Prime Minister Justin Trudeau be worried?

@hyzontopclipx Bro is not the only one. There are men out here like that. It’s porn obsessed

Adam 22 says people overreact whenever they find out certain couples like him and his wife are in an open relationship. He says sometimes it’s just calm to enjoy watching your wife getting f66ked so hard by another person while you watch. He adds that one time , he fell out with his babe and started watching videos of her getting f66ked by other men just to feel good 👀👀💔 ‘Sometimes people overreact when they realize people are in open relationships, sometimes i just want to watch my wife getting f66ked by a huge man while i watch and sometimes i want my wife to watch me in the act. I had an argument with her one time and we fell out and what i did was feel better by watching videos of her getting f66ked by other men’ 💔👀

Them chest to chest hugs with big titty women really be healing you

Bro humans were down 3-0 and we just won game 7 this week 😭😭

CEO waking up to a $500M Claude API bill

As a man why are you driving a Tesla

Has Patrick Bet-David apologized yet for promoting a massive ponzi scheme Goliath Ventures? Has he addressed if the reported $1,000,000 his company was paid for this will be paid back to victims? I've reached out to @patrickbetdavid directly about this... no response.

@DissidentWire SO she would never fuck herself. Got it

Hasan Piker denies claims that he had sex with Ashley St. Clair: “I would never fuck a Jew.” Follow: @DissidentWire

bro la gente de instagram viven una vida como que de otro planeta, puros viajes, restaurantes caros, no tienen que trabajar aquí en twitter si es el guetto, puro endeudado, viejas vendiendo contenido y gente con salario mínimo

Live rn

@nypost Probably bots

Ferrari is raking in orders for new $640K electric vehicle despite furor over design, price tag, CEO claims trib.al/OD111df

@attah_akor @elonmusk why is this don’t removed?

Gun to your president's head, Name a wild animal.