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@BY1959 @DefrancoGregory

@DefrancoGregory Is this a woman, Greg?

This is what Republicans think of Women.

GOOD MORNING! I want to genuinely apologize to everyone. I’m really sorry about my post yesterday. I only meant it as a joke. but the joke’s on me 😔 It turns out you møtherfůckėrs can read 🤷‍♀️

@_iamlougotti Arian Foster

Name a forgotten Texans player

#Chargers 2 UDFA gems Ndame Tucker and Isaiah World

So…. MFers…. As of today we can sign FAs that don’t count against the cap, correct?

@VinnysCorner1 @td_nash Don Coryell

Without saying your age… Who was the coach of your favorite NFL team when you started watching football?

@realstewpeters @Joejrago155850

ANA KASPARIAN: “Laura Loomer is a monster. She’s an ugly human being The outside matches the inside. Loomer is the top clown in this country and that bitch can’t even juggle.” 🤡 Ana rips Laura Loomer a new asshole.

ANA KASPARIAN: “Laura Loomer is an ugly human being The outside matches the inside. Loomer is the top clown in this country..”

Don’t Look Now, But Chargers Threw Huge Contract at Another Undrafted Free Agent si.com/nfl/chargers/o… #Chargers

@GirlScraps Don’t stop OG….teach that boy a lesson

This black man begged his white coworker to leave him alone and to stop assaulting him, but he wouldn’t listen. Watch what happens next ..😱😱

Former Syracuse defensive end David Reese signs with Los Angeles Chargers (report) - syracuse.com #Chargers syracuse.com/orangefootball…

@uscfan981 @td_nash Macho Man Jake Roberts Stone Cold Mr.Perfect Eddie Guerrero

Who’s your top 5?

Holy shit, how is Iran banging these 🔥LEGO videos out so damn quickly? "Shots fired, whole place got swatted out... Staging the whole scene Every time your polls drop low You pull this same scheme." Even THEY think it was staged.

@Franklin_Graham @realDonaldTrump

After three assassination attempts, some people say that President @realDonaldTrump is one lucky man. I don’t think luck has anything to do with it—I believe it is the hand of God. What do you think?

Jimmy Kimmel: "Our First Lady is here. Mrs. Trump… you have a glow like an expectant widow."

@CattardSlim He’s so full of shit…..literally

You could stuff a mattress with all the foam in Trump's suit & diaper.

😂😂🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️😂😂

Trump falsely claims he didn’t fall during his evacuation from the White House Correspondents’ Dinner: “They said, ‘Please go down to the floor,’ so I dropped to the floor, and so did the First Lady.” (It’s literally on video, Donnie.)

The annals of building a football team by Chef Hortiz. Year 1: Hortiz came in in Feb 24', finding a cap hell and a roster shy of 25 players signed to contracts. Then, Resigning: Mack, Bosa, Gilman, Dicker Signing: Poona, Dissly, and Fulton Draft days 1 & 2: Alt, McConkey, Colson. Reminder: The entire fan base wanted Nabers over Alt, and he traded up to get McConkey. Day 3 contributors: Eboigbe, Tarheeb, Cam Hart, & Vidal. Additions in season openers: Molden and Tart. **** Year 2: ~25 players were signed to contracts in Feb 25'. Then, Resigning Molden, Tart, Mack, TJeff, and DP. Signing Donte, Hand and KA. Draft days 1 & 2: Hampton, Tre Harris, Caldwell Day 3 contributors: Gadsden, KLS and Mickens. Mid-season trades (in response to Mack and Alt injuries): Oweh in exchange for Gilman and a 5th round. He will get a 3rd round comp pick for this deal next year. Penning in exchange for 6th round. **** Year 3: ~30 players were signed to contracts in Feb 2025. Then, Resigning Mack, Tart, TJeff, and DP Signing Biadasz, Kolar, Ingold, Strange, and Mitchell. Draft days 1 & 2: Mesidor and Slaughter Day 3 contributors: To be seen. Two thing we now know: A. Seven OL players will compete for the 2 starting Guard positions. B. Hortiz kept $27M for FAs and trades to be made between now and October. **** Hortiz will enter Feb 27' with nearly 40 players signed to contracts (after Tuli and DJ will be extended). This is 15+ players more than in his first year. All in all, Hortiz used street FAs to complete the 53 roster in year 1. He then meticulously built the roster over three years, reaching the point of equilibrium. Namely, he drafted well, Harbaugh developed the drafted players because his coaching staff is competent. Hortiz will resign the best players he drafted, and he will only pay big money to the players he knows. He won't rely on external FAs like Telesco whose class B coaching staffs were never able to develop round 3-7 players in a consistent manner.

Political people, sports fans, anyone who follows me on here.. I cannot believe I have to say this, if you follow underage children on social media, and/or have any sort of attraction to underage children in general, please unfollow & block me now. I hope we all agree that’s bad.