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Okay I know you guys would judge me for this 😑. So this happened back in school, I had this friend back in my hostel , this guy was always bragging about his babe . This guys has been dating this girl for almost a year that I was aware of and he never touched this girl , in his words

Bro to girl: “If the tip of his d!ck is pink, it means he’s sleeping with a lot of girls.” 🤷😎

@heisHIM3694 Una Dey enjoy for this sex thing 😭

I went to my girlfriend’s house. The door was unlocked. I called her name but no answer. I heard the shower upstairs. I opened the bathroom door and froze. Her 19-year-old sister was naked under the water. She turned fast, eyes wide with shock. “Oh shit!” I started to leave, but she said, “Wait… can you pass me the towel?”…….

@Samsonthegoat25 Ed is a big shot so why wouldn’t it be expensive

Central Cee claimed that he once reached out to Ed Sheeran about featuring on his album. According to Cench, Ed initially said he would only do it for a fee of €550,000, which he felt was quite expensive but was still willing to consider. However, after hearing more about the project, Ed reportedly decided against it, explaining that it would be difficult for him to fit into that style of music and that Central Cee’s sound was simply too fast-paced for him.

How can he win billions on a gameshow that's literarilly named "Millions"

I started texting his girlfriend, we talked that night and when i tried to invited her over , her reply was “ I can’t you’re friends with my boyfriend and you live in the same hostel “ . I tried to convince her that he wouldn’t know , and we agreed to meet at a friend hostel. We got there , this girl didn’t even stress me , and we had some great sex , her riding was out of this world . As much as I want to tell my friend about this so he knows who he is dating , I still don’t want to stop having sex with his girlfriend, she’s a pro at riding 😭😂 .

“ my girl no be like all these una girl she be virgin/reserved girl and I Dey keep am for marriage “ . We kept advising him because we always see his girl with other guys outside of school. One night when we went to the famous shawarma spot i saw his babe holding someone else’s hand and the guy called her babe , she noticed I was there so she wasn’t comfortable then she left . That night I told my friend what happened but he said it’s a lie that I’ve been looking for a way to make him single like me, so i decided to do something crazy .

Okay I know you guys would judge me for this 😑. So this happened back in school, I had this friend back in my hostel , this guy was always bragging about his babe . This guys has been dating this girl for almost a year that I was aware of and he never touched this girl , in his words

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@RaAid3r You're a bad boy bro

I think we can all agree makeup sex is the best sex . I was dating this girl some months back, pretty lady with nice boobs and ass . The relationship was going fine , sex was good , we were literally obsessed with each other . Some months into the relationship , I started noticing some change in her character/ behavior towards me, at first I thought it was just due to her hormonal imbalance or period or something, but it continued for more than a week . So I confronted her and asked , she said it was nothing

I keep getting the same sunny advice: “Girl, just surprise him with morning head! Trust me, every guy loves that ☺️” Nine years. That’s how long we’ve been in a completely sexless marriage. He hasn’t touched me or responded positively to any advance in forever. If I tried sliding under the sheets at dawn to “wake him up nicely,” I’m convinced he’d jolt awake in pure panic, like a nightmare creature was after him. Last time I gently tried initiating, he turned away and said “I’m tired” as if it was nothing. At this point, that kind of bold surprise isn’t romantic; it’s terrifying for someone who’s spent nearly a decade shutting it down. Sexless marriage “tips” really need to account for the actual context instead of one size fits all cheerleading. 😂 Anonymous ✍🏼Maf 𐙚

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God this is too much…what’s going o?

Some of you have survived things you never talk about. Don't forget to give yourself credit for that. 🤝

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Family issues will humble you in ways money, school, and life never could. You just learn to smile through things you can’t even explain, because there are emotions that don’t even have the right words.

One time I had a quickie with a girl I met at my uncle house party on the island, the sex was good. It was on a weekend my uncle was doing a housewarming party he had invited a lot of people and they came with more people so I went that afternoon and the crowd was much both inside and outside that my uncle didn’t even have my time. Then I saw this girl at the corner of the room

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