Pepe the Raft Guide

Fred and Daphne out and about. #MysteryInc #Halloween

Literally zero introspection oh my god

Reagan Busfare is riding from Denver to Grand Junction amd then to Dolores.

@zzbenz All Cher moments should be shared moments.

@ambermruffin Come to a Phish concert

As a child, stickers were such an important part of my life. SHOCKED that adulthood has almost ZERO STICKERS.

Listening from her back yard in Loveland, CO. That Fluffhead will heretofore be known as “Morgan’s Fluffhead”.

@footiusmaximus2 Do a tab for me.

I wish I was I in a world where I was dancing my ass off with 30,000 of you tonight. Have fun, stay safe, and hug your loved ones.

@cubsgirl1825 Looks great

We left straight from Dick’s to go be with my partners family and we’re all grieving but I’m dressed like a fucking clown.

My partner’s sister died from n a motorcycle accident this afternoon. I’m fucking numb right now.

@decent_shittalk Last year mine hung around until December

I wonder how long getting rid of this chaco tan line will take. Also the tops of my legs are comically dark now.

@decent_shittalk Is it though? It’s like a 30 minute drive away. I’ll grant you Denver may be overrated, but I can think of like 5 cities in the area I grew up (southeast) that suck way harder.

@RaftGuidePepe Clear Creek being awesome is unrelated to denver sucking dick and balls

Denver, Colorado. Worst airport in the country and an hour drive to the mountains. Yeah I’d rather kms.

@decent_shittalk Also, have you ever rafted Clear Creek at high water? It’s not to be missed.

@decent_shittalk I feel attacked. Yeah the airport sucks, but I’ll take Denver over any other “big” city in this country. I could spend all day guiding and then catch a show at Red Rocks or all day skiing and then go to a Nuggets game.

@cubsgirl1825 Heard KGLW is gonna be in your neck of the woods this weekend.

@cubsgirl1825 Come to Dick’s yo!

@MariCLMurphy But one of those four was an absolute master class against Man United.

@liz_love_lace How does that leather taste?

i'd like to remind you that "All Cops Are Bastards" is plainly false. Most police officers are straightforwardly doing an important public service, and I've personally met a cop who was a normal person

@geyanastasio I muted him a while ago. What got you blocked?

Blocked by Wombat Matt 😩😫😖😣

The fucking tailgate collapsed!! 😂😂😂