THEE Crossing Guard

Oh, lookit. Snow. How lovely.

@PukaMVP I said the same thing when I first read this. I see no way, after this last season, this man fulfills the life of this contract. They’re merely renting his time until Taylor announces she pregnant.

He robbing their ass in broad daylight 😭😭

@H_Bombfp637 @MeatballChef @Khatspergers Again, flexing, your bicep is not an indicator of overall health. If Phil wanted to show off his new physique, he would stand up and do a double arm flex.

Shout out to @MeatballChef @Khatspergers for the clip. as requested here you go.

@NerdBrewGaming friend = cat or the corner demon.

You went viral. It's ok to say you watched the viral clip with you in it. He is so insecure about everything 😂

@duskthornss I think this is fake.

who up thinking about Naomi Watts at the Sundance 2001 E! party wearing the I sucked it good shirt

@TheCinesthetic …is this her at 50?!

Happy 50th Birthday to Michelle Monaghan!

You just described the alienation of labor, a core understanding of Marxism.

@x_lxvkawa_x Incel has never been to New Hampshire before. Missing out.

incel discovers fat distribution varies from person to person

@Khatspergers @jtlats2 The friend = kat

Phil's totally real friend told him he trended on twitter, so Phil sat him down and had a heart-to-heart conversation about AI and moulth-drooling morahns. This friend naturally agreed with Phil, and thinks we are all stupid or something.

If you post a hot take video or pic, and you hide by turning off replies, your Nana can suck me from the back. I’m serious. From the back.

@HollywoodFaces Milf core

Milana Vayntrub is so gorgeous 🥰

@found_it_funny What ass?

@_Yowsa_ Oh, I see what they mean now.

Milania Vayntrub at the premiere of #ProjectHailMary 😍

@TorraineWalker This will show you how much that award is really worth to the industry when a person of color is holding it.

Y'all see how language works? MBJ is "demanding" $18M to play Tubbs, but if this was Chris Evans he'd be "negotiating" for $18M to play Crockett. Words mean things.

De Niro: It doesn’t matter if you’re a Democrat, a Republican, or an Independent—no one, no one voted for new wars. No one voted for higher prices at the pump. No one voted for higher prices in grocery stores. No one voted for higher prices in the housing market. No one voted for deporting our good neighbors, and no one voted for government-masked thugs shooting down our citizens in the streets.

I can’t go back to in-ear buds. Open-ear are just that better….for me.

@KF_PieceOfPeace Haha

in retrospect I probably shouldn't have taught 'car' and 'truck' simultaneously 😒

@poems_past @jtlats2 It’s almost as if lying is a default setting for him.

Remembering the time Dsp lied about saying he had a handcart for literally no reason whatsoever only to accidentally show his discord on stream saying to someone he had a handcart the very same day

My nephew hand his little ADHD walk. I love to see it. 🤣😂😅