Hero is an annoying distraction. A man hiding behind a mask, whooping away, getting on peoples' nerves... twitter.com/AthleticsWeekl…
AW@AthleticsWeekly
Hero is enjoying the race walks #IAAFWorlds
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Randy Shunt
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Randy Shunt
@RandyShunt
I'm a bullshit meets Twitter meets spoof account kinda guy. Our Greatest Team! Whoop Whoop! Better Never Stops! Perspective Never Starts! Whoop Whoop!
انضم Temmuz 2012
76 يتبع99 المتابعون
Back in 2012, people said I was a noisy distraction to a focused professional, doing a big job! I give you, Darren Campbell... #WhoopWhoop! twitter.com/5liveSport/sta…
BBC 5 Live Sport@5liveSport
"Athletics in wonderland here at #London2017" 🥇🥇🥇🥇 Mike Costello and @campbelldarren commentate on Britain winning gold in the men's 4x100m
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Maybe I just have a nose for these things, but I'm I'm fairly sure this Trump guy is a parody account. #makingscarvesgreatagain #WhoopWhoop! twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump
Any negative polls are fake news, just like the CNN, ABC, NBC polls in the election. Sorry, people want border security and extreme vetting.
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@owen_g Hey, if you didn't buy one, you're part of the problem, not part of the solution. As I told SirClive... Whooping never stops.
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Proud of what was achieved on the foundations my scarves built. Quiet, steely, satisfaction. Parody never stops. Randy out. WhoopWhoop
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@owen_g Bring out the scarves, big up the trite, whoop the whoop. We're not here to mess around or to miss tests. Usually.
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@martynziegler @pkelso I've not been at home to captain negative, guys. OK? I'm back, but mockery's not my style. I'm a whoop whoop guy...
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Hey guys! So, who's up to anything good this summer? I'm at retro scarf convention. #whoopwhoop!!!
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Saddened by talk of fixed tennis matches. You've my word, while I'm in charge, there will be no rigging in sailing. Guaranteed. #bravewhoop
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42% of Russians on drugs at London 2012?! I blame the testers. I ordered 7m scarves, sold 73, and no-one tested me for anything. #badwhoop
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@owen_g You think this is a laughing matter? Let's see you grin when "We sail straight" adorns the rigging of an entire fleet. #cleanwhoop
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So I'm back in the game. Sure, re-set all the records. Watch me make myself great again. Randy sails at dawn! #alifeonthewhoopingwaves
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I hear talk of resurrecting me? Hey guys - offensive. I never went away, I was just stitching, turning scarves into sails. #whoopsplashwhoop
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Note to RFU. What does a chap have to do to get on a review these days? You need blind optimism, and I'm your man. Yours, Randy 'Ian' Shunt.
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Looking at some new, inspirational scarves for 2016 fans. "Expecting Perfect Olympians." Even the initials give me a boost. #WhoopWhoop !!
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@owen_g You didn't know how good you had it, until I was gone. I wanted "Blood brothers, blood values" but Clive's not got back to me. Yet.
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@SiHart You wait until you see my blood data. I make EPO look like Night Nurse. #WhoopWhoop
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Did you think I'd leave you all, now, in your hour of need? A dope problem? Who you gonna call? The man with the scarves... #WhoopWhoop
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Jesse Norman. Andy Norman. Stormin' Norman. Norman conquest. Norman Stanley Fletcher. Norman Bates. Your whoops took a hell of a beating.
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@owen_g I never left. Whoopers don't quit. When you couldn't see my footsteps? I was carrying you... Now, has Sir Clive changed his number?
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