Reasonable Messi

@DuncanDami34188 Transfermarkt isn't accurate for assists though, will be close enough

His stats are right there 138 goals 79 assits 138 +79 gets 217 divide that by 8 what do you get , you can use a calculator if you want

@ColdHandsHeart @sickobil Are you allowed to just not make the order if you know for a fact it's a prank like peas on there own?

@ReasonableMessi @sickobil Yeah, it just makes getting other people's food out difficult when you're try to also clean & close the kitchen down. Usually with minimal staff.

WHO THE FUCK HAS ORDERED THE MOST INSANE THING THAT THE SPOONS HAS CUT US OFF

@LegendaryMndset @NataliaNatashaN @fettiroma_ Cold

@NataliaNatashaN @ReasonableMessi @fettiroma_ Why are you in Twitter then? Elon is a racist. Unless you dont draw the line there

Brother people still listen to r Kelly, Marilyn Manson, Dr Dre, Chris brown, morrissey, Anthony kiedis, jimmy page, kodak black, lil durk, Marvin Gaye, nas, Pantera, slayer, xxxtentacion, & a myriad of others. Are you going to stop listening to every artist who’s a piece of shit?

@slicer_sword @cfcmasi Grow up

@cfcmasi It’s borderline stalking and if slot walks in the summer I can understand

Following your managers family is bare strange or am I tripping?

The History of Real Madrid - Corruption & Referees (2hr comp, look in comments for other 40)

@Jakobaux @candyassets Movie was alright, nothing crazy

@candyassets movie so good filmtwt can only critique the material surrounding it lmfao

how do you make a film that has essentially 1 actor still end up with a floating head poster

@mldiffley @fettiroma_ Multiple allegations of being abusive, I don't think it was straight up abusive in the sense that they've done nothing wrong and weren't hitting him but still it's a bad bad look

@fettiroma_ What Nas do

@Varca_Owner Stop using dying children for engagement farming you weird cunt

Sometimes I sit back and think this is the sole reason why media hates him.

@JacobSmithy_ @PGJC7 @xddygfyhg7233 @FASTF4TI Not got a good rep here

@ReasonableMessi @PGJC7 @xddygfyhg7233 @FASTF4TI India

Looksmatch but sad tbh. Having to accept your fate as a below average human being, married to another below average human being must be incredibly demoralising

@TJayyyy_1 @3kdj_ You guys are weird af

@3kdj_ I genuinely can’t wait

You don’t understand how much I’m gonna enjoy rooting against Portugal when Ronaldo retires. I’m not letting the casuals who downplay his role in the team rest

@mfhanw3190 @digitalartchick @prinkasusa Where did it say she done it in secret

@digitalartchick @prinkasusa 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 Exactly

Emma Watson hired a private investigator in 2016. Not to expose someone. Not for security. To find a homeless woman who once gave her a copy of “Mom & Me & Mom” by Maya Angelou一 just to thank her in person, with no cameras no press, no PR team. She hid books across London subway stations with handwritten notes for strangers to find. Paused red carpet interviews mid-sentence to talk about education and inequality. At 25, she stood before the UN and launched HeForShe - a global campaign for gender equality. “If not me, who? If not now, when?” A Brown University graduate who reads 100+ books a year. Worth $80M+- and still rides public transport. Still shows up quietly. Still does good when no one's watching. Fame didn't change her. She changed what fame looks like.

@goonmcgoo6 @xddygfyhg7233 @FASTF4TI Please keys

@PGJC7 @xddygfyhg7233 @FASTF4TI Where is it

@xddygfyhg7233 @FASTF4TI The location speaks for itself

@iXactualfacts Asking for a feature from someone you been sneak dissing is the definition of being fake

He’s the actual definition of a fake ass nigga.

@buddycranston @trashjuicecube @gummysalamander Keys

@trashjuicecube @gummysalamander lol, ur username is funny. Like the film but with fart instead… u probably like woke Sinners

learning this guy was nonverbal for like 2 years and autistic makes a lot of sense to me lol

@Karma07578753 @gummysalamander @imuttjx You're deluded

@gummysalamander @imuttjx stop tryna talk like a hood bitch itts repulsive but no hes not a prophet its js relatable, nobody has it worse than an ugly boy n its entirely understandable to wanna become a hot guy w 200 hoes in that position, why do u bitches only have empathy when its a black rapist?

@Karma07578753 @gummysalamander @imuttjx The shit he said isn't normal at all. He would be considered a social outcast for this at highschool

@gummysalamander @imuttjx he has a relatively normal (by todays standards) childhood, he was insecure asf for being ugly and just didnt wanna talk to anyone bc he thought he was too chopped for ppl to wanna talk to him, thats why he became a looksmaxer to overcome the “trauma” of being chopped, kinda sad

@real_122109 @gummysalamander You're allowed to call out terrible people that also happen to have disabilities you know

@gummysalamander so you're ableist?

@BasedEternal @gummysalamander @real_122109 How is this hateful you dickriding gimp

@gummysalamander @real_122109 At least he grew into a cool life. You’re just a hateful retard lmao