Scott

@SoveyX 😂 got me

Happy April fools! I was totally kidding, I feel awful now. Have a great day, everyone!

@SoveyX Hope to see you soon

I’ve decided to take some time away from X. I can’t take the pressure of being this awesome all the time. See you in a month. Love you 😘

@stockmom TACO

🚨Breaking: Trump to address nation tomorrow with 'important update on Iran’‼️

Keir Starmer: “We will arrest Netanyahu if he steps on British soil.” Also Keir Starmer: *Literally invites a former Al-Qaeda terrorist to the UK*

@GeneralMCNews @Limare64 Wouldn’t doubt this

BREAKING: Benjamin Netanyahu claims Iran is actively plotting to assassinate President Trump.

@itsrosesm None

Does JD Vance have all the votes from your family in 2028?

@PeriklesGREAT @ken_kmak8542 Mach 1.2 in a jet of course

What is the highest speed you have ever gone ?

@Bunny_ngl Or some “other” form of payment/gratitude

@Bunny_ngl Yes

If a coworker has a car and lives near my house, and drives me to work every day, am I obligated to chip in for gas?

@SenateGOP @lizzyb720 Despite the @SenateGOP being totally useless and unable able to get anything passed.

Thanks to President Trump, TSA agents are finally being paid despite Democrats’ best efforts to keep blocking their paychecks.

@OlenaRohoza Not true

🧐🇺🇸Qatar has demanded the return of the airplane gifted to Trump.

@Osinttechnical I guess not one of the 20 Trump said would be allowed through

A tanker has been struck by an unknown projectile off the coast of Dubai, setting the vessel on fire -UKMTO

@RepLuna It’ll probably pass without your vote

The only way I’m voting for FISA is if SAVE America is attached. I tried to blow it up last time, think I won’t do it again? breitbart.com/politics/2026/…

@otokyo__ I have

Only one guy made Gavin’s wife throw in the towel and it ain’t Mr Roboto JD Vance.

@mila_maga22 3

It’s 2:47 AM and someone just broke into your home. Which one will you choose?

@BasedMikeLee @DJGDJG16 Trump could order the Senate back into session if he wanted to

President Trump is right: “Congress should come back and they should get it done.”

JD Vance is a dud.

@glennbeck @chiproytx Trump won’t do it.

John Thune took a 2-week vacation knowing his DHS funding deal wouldn't pass the House. Thankfully, Trump can call the Senate back in "on extraordinary occasions" like, I dunno, a WAR. So please, President Trump, invoke Article II Section 3 and GET JOHN THUNE'S ASS BACK TO D.C.

@Osint613 Oh

Marco Rubio on Iran: "These people are lunatics. They are insane. They are religious zealots."