ReturnoftheLar

@OhioTate "you're good bud" as the car slowly kills itself 🤌 they don't make em like Bosco anymore

We are back to driving (and you can hear that something is wrong with the car) but Rico keeps telling the guy everything is fine.

There have been two days in NBA history, spanning 80 years, where at least nine games were played with an average margin of victory being at least 24 points. Only two such days. In 80 years. One was yesterday. The other was Sunday.

Lmfao

Real humans tried to tell me these were hard

@OhioTate what is he drinking Tate

Jack McCarthy made us stop at a bar before the Pumps Party. Bosco has received word that the party is “already packed” and the Pumps have started Red Carpet pictures. Bosco seems stressed and feels this stop is a “waste of time”

@OhioTate Penny loafas!

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you: Rico Bosco’s “stylish short sleeve” that he bought specifically for tonight’s Pumps Party

@FutakS @McKenzieMNelson @KSHB41 a 36yr old who has caught 1500 games in the bigs no less.

@McKenzieMNelson @KSHB41 Did he just say a 36yr old professional baseball player got his world rocked because he had to play catcher?

#Royals: Carter Jensen overslept and was scratched from today's lineup. Here's what Vinnie Pasquantino had to say about the situation after the game. @KSHB41

@RealMikeyBets Michele Bets

I will try to negotiate a trade for a free Mai tai instead of a meal. That should be a steal for them. Rookies night can’t come any sooner.

@TronCarterNLU @BrentleyGC Wait the ‘context’ is that she had arm surgery 6 months ago? lol

@BrentleyGC You said it was important in this case. And I’m saying it’s really not. Why is it “important” if it’s not an excuse?

After Bailey Shoemaker’s viral slow-play moment at @anwagolf, context is important: golfchannel.com/augusta-nation…

@RobbyBerger Joe and Bob used to sell LeBron on a weekly basis on the podcast btw 😂

Lakers in 5

People on this app were predicting Daulton Varsho to win AL MVP btw

At least one day game, every day. Why is it so hard @MLB ?

OWEN CAISSIE WALK-OFF TWO-RUN HOMER 🤯

Was hoping Boston would give this to him but I’ll settle for Toronto. That’s an insane number for Cease

@Cam31Schlittler You’re a professional athlete not a 13 year old on tumblr lmfao 👑🤡

Keep hating on us

@RealMikeyBets lol Pete hates you

You’d think I’d live in a gated community or something. I threw out my coffee cup while walking my dogs maybe we should mind our own business here, buddy. It’s a fuckin trash can!!! I need to move.

Today is a very special day for me as I will be receiving my 18th championship ring tonight at Dodgers Stadium. We will celebrate our back-to-back World Series Championships at ring night - I’m so excited!!! I currently have (1) Everett High School State Championship, (1) Michigan State NCAA Championship, (11) Lakers Championships - (5) as a player, (5) as a co-owner and (1) as an executive, (1) LAFC Major League Soccer Championship , (1) LA Sparks WNBA Championship ,and (3) World Series Championships with the Dodgers! I actually have a total of (20) lol 😂 but I didn’t include my (2) E-Sports Championships as co-owner of Team Liquid!

@FoulTerritoryTV @JonHeyman "4 top prospects"

The Yankees tried to acquire Paul Skenes at the trade deadline last season, but the Pirates didn't even listen to their offer, per @JonHeyman. The Yankees were prepared to offer four top prospects.

@stoolpresidente Red Sox are garbage you might not see another ring in your lifetime

Roman Anthony just hit a ball so hard in his 3rd Ab he killed the 1st baseman. I don’t think anybody can stop the Roman Empire.