MouseThatRoared

BREAKING NEWS: Kristi Noem is stepping away from politics to spend time motorboating her husband.

🚨 DEMOCRATS JUST PASSED PAID SICK & MEDICAL LEAVE IN VIRGINIA. Starting January 1, 2029, every working Virginian will be able to take paid time off for illness, having a new child, or caring for a family member.

CONGRATULATIONS AMERICA YOU HIT THE JACKPOT 🙄🚨

I am listening to Ron Desantis talk about elections as he is about to sign a new voter suppression law. He is every bit as unhinged as Trump. Amazingly unhinged. As soon as he stops rambling and signs this bill, Florida will be sued. Stand by....

The bombs are still falling. But Washington has already lost. A former US military adviser said what most analysts are thinking: Trump’s war on Iran has alienated every ally America has left. Not some. All of them. Military victories can be measured in targets destroyed. This defeat cannot. It is happening in foreign ministries, in trade corridors, in quiet conversations between leaders who no longer trust Washington to behave like a serious country. The United States turned against its allies. The tariffs came first. Then the threats against Greenland. Then the abandonment of Ukraine. Now a unilateral war that nobody signed up for, followed by demands that everyone join in anyway. When you spend years burning bridges, do not be surprised when nobody comes to your war. The military result in Iran is still uncertain. The strategic result is not. America is alone. And it got there fast. Gandalv / @Microinteracti1

The pilots in those helicopters were the largest audience Kid Rock has been in front of since 1998

Leave Kristi Noem’s husband alone

@BotNumber323231 @NightrunnerK @Christo86383094 @WarMonitor3 They were enriching to the agreed-upon 3.67% as part of the terms of the JCPOA. Trump pulled out and THEN they started enriching for weapons grade uranium. Damn you fucks are so stupid.

@NightrunnerK @Christo86383094 @RoaredThat @WarMonitor3 what part of they were enriching uranium do you not understand?

Marco Rubio has said the US will Re Evaluate its position in NATO after the war in Iran due to US airforce planes being rejected airspace and basing rights.

@JamieBonkiewicz ZELENSKY!!!!!

I’ll save you some time on the Iran address: • It’s Biden’s fault • 48 hours • Two weeks • Some incoherent gibberish • We’ve won • We are way ahead of schedule • It’s a little excursion • We have obliterated them • We’ve knocked out all their ships • I could open up the Strait of Hormuz • Go get your own oil • They gave us a present • NATO are cowards • Something about Nuclear weapons • Allies are useless • We need allies • Nobody’s ever seen anything like it • Fake news • DEMOCRATS • Obama • More gibberish • I know more than the generals • Greatest foreign policy ever Am I missing anything?

«While spacewalking I realized something: I used to think I was scared of heights but now I know I was just scared of gravity» — NASA astronaut Reid Wiseman, Artemis II commander

🚨BREAKING: UK IS NO LONGER SHARING INTELLIGENCE WITH THE US DUE TO TRUMP

A professor, a CEO, and a janitor are walking through a forest when they encounter a magic fairy. “I’ll grant each of you your greatest desire,” she says, “but only if you spend a day doing someone else’s job.” The professor goes first. “I’ll be an elementary school teacher. How hard can it be to teach a bunch of six-year-olds to read?” He’s instantly transported into a classroom. Within minutes, the chaos gets to him — kids screaming, papers flying — and he snaps, throws everything down, and gives up. Next, the CEO steps forward. “I’ll be a waiter. You just carry food around all day — easy.” He’s transported into a busy restaurant. An hour later, overwhelmed by demanding customers, he loses it, smashes a plate, and quits. Finally, the janitor steps up. “I’ll be an artist.” He’s transported to an art studio. He takes some school supplies, a few broken plates, glues everything onto a canvas… and sells it for a million dollars. The fairy is amazed. “How did you manage that?” The janitor shrugs. “I have a master’s degree in art.”

🚨 Holy shit, catastrophic morning for U.S.-Saudi relations: → MBS signed defense pact with Ukraine WITHOUT telling Washington → Rubio called to express "regret" — MBS listed American FAILURES → Crown Prince said Saudi Arabia will act in its OWN national interest → MBS was MORE diplomatic than Trump — didn't respond to "kiss my ass" insult → U.S. defense monopoly in the Gulf — EFFECTIVELY OVER → European defense corridor through Ukraine — NOW OPEN → 70 years of alliance — ON PAUSE → American leverage in Riyadh — ZERO Process that. Trump told a man who controls 12% of the world's oil supply to "kiss my ass." That man responded by restructuring Middle Eastern security architecture in a single week.

If you think the alleged assassination attempt on Donald Trump was a choreographed stunt designed to make him look heroic, like or repost this. I just want to see how much common sense is still out there.

Trump's now bored with Iran. After having destroyed the US relationship with Saudi Arabia, leaving Middle Eastern cities open to constant Iranian drones attacks, burning through a decade of interceptor stockpiles, having turned Ukraine into the savior of Qatar, Kuwait, Saudi, Jordan and UAE and having removed Russia sanctions and doubled the price of oil, the moron President can now return to his previous role of looting the US economy and attacking Ukraine.

@SzabadonMagyar We still need that 7% not showing up in those two parties to show up and vote for Tisza to get to that 2/3 majority in parliament so everything Orban did can be undone and the criminals prosecuted (probably in absentia because they're all going to flee to Moscow or Dubai).

Less than two weeks, and the opposition party's popularity skyrocketed. If you had any doubt, no worries, it's over for Orban.

📢 We're moving to DUBAI 🥳 A huge thank you to everyone who has been with us throughout our four-year journey here in 🇺🇦 Ukraine. His Royal Highness Sheikh Mohammed bin Rashid Al Maktoum has invited me to lead 🇦🇪 Dubai's Anti-Drone Air Force. See you later, alligators 👋

The largest gap so far has also been measured by the 21 Research Centre, in favour of TISZA. The tipping point has been reached. The Hungarian countryside has turned against Orbán and his allies’ corrupt and inhumane rule. Now comes the most important phase of the campaign. There are 11 days left until this decisive election. Onwards to victory!

NATO’s 31 members will ‘have to reexamine’ whether they can still afford to have the USA as a partner. Let’s be honest about what is happening. The United States, under Trump, is actively supporting Russia. Blocking weapons to Ukraine. Pushing for a peace deal that rewards Moscow. Calling Putin a partner. Washington’s National Security Strategy no longer even identifies Russia as a threat. Russia is the only reason NATO exists. It has always been the only reason. And Washington is now on Russia’s side. So the question is not whether NATO can survive without America. The question is whether NATO can survive with it. And America has already started leaving. Rubio skipped the NATO foreign ministers meeting in December. Hegseth skipped the defense ministers meeting in February. Two top-level meetings in a row. It is rare for a US administration to miss even one.  They are not forgetting to show up. They are choosing not to. NATO noticed. NATO kept meeting. NATO kept working. Macron said it anyway. “No intimidation or threat will influence us, neither in Ukraine, nor in Greenland, nor anywhere else in the world.”  Sweden’s Prime Minister was blunter. “We will not allow ourselves to be blackmailed.” Good. Because NATO does not need permission. Thirty-one nations. Nearly a billion people. The world’s largest collective economy. NATO militaries hardened by four years of watching Russia bleed itself dry on NATO’s eastern doorstep. And here is what Today it is not the Russia of 2022. That Russia is gone. Ukraine shot it to pieces. Up to two million men lost. Elite units wiped out entirely. Equipment inventories so depleted that Russian forces are pulling tanks from Soviet-era storage and patching them together with parts that belong in museums. The most combat-capable military in NATO’s history is now facing the most degraded Russian army since the Second World War. NATO knows the enemy. It has watched it die in real time. America’s own Secretary of State called NATO allies “cowards” and the alliance a “paper tiger.”  This from a country that just spent a month bombing Iran and achieved nothing. A country with a $39 trillion debt, a democracy rated below Mexico by international observers, and a president whose first instinct after re-election was to call Vladimir Putin. Now look west from Washington. The Pacific. China. No NATO. No thirty-one allies who have trained together for 75 years, shared intelligence, and stood on the same walls. Just two oceans and a government that just told its only friends to go to hell. America without NATO is not a superpower. It is a large, indebted nation with no friends, two oceans, and China on the other side of one of them. NATO without Trump’s America is not weaker. It is stronger. Gandalv / @Microinteracti1