Dame Judi Wench

Sorry to disappoint any new followers, but mostly I just drink wine with my cats and tweet snarky things about D-list celebrities.

Someone get me a valium, a glass of wine, and a pre-warmed dildo.

You'd best believe I'm the Miranda Priestly of my workplace (surrounded by a veritable zoo of incompetence)

@ape_descendent Local scumbags have the best drama.

@robcoco I need to befriend more local scumbags so I can spark drama & initiate more shenanigans.

Sometimes it necessary to start a drama elsewhere for your own peace of mind.

@PrinceJayHitch I'm sorry, but not one of these lesbians look like a good time, each of them more sour than the last.

It’s important to remember women can be losers too and I’m not always hating on men. When minority groups turn on each other the only winner is the patriarchy. Flop behaviour.

@thepiecemaker You're supposed to die before going to Hell.

@robcoco Central Qld?

We come this this place to get killed

It still feels strange to be allowed to feel like this, but I guess it's all part of finding myself after existing with a narcissist for so many years.

The last few days has left me feeling so loved and so valued and appreciated 🥰

Straight middle-aged women setting me up with their other single gay friends 🙂 ↕️

Knowing how to compliment people = getting free drinks from bar staff

@Spanners_cat It's a very exclusive club

#whoremembers the time I was involved in an intervention for someone who used to go out getting blind drunk every night and would call her 14 year old to come drive and pick her up from the pub?

Is he the love of my life, or is he just someone who bought me a glass of wine?

@PureBredGay What? But I assumed you were suddenly trying on some new trustworthy persona, which I why I have you the deed to my house!

I did not now, nor have ever engaged in “cryptocurrency” so please delete those foul DMs!

My account was most egregiously hacked, but I have been rightfully restored!!

Literally me right now.

@Dean_Machine_ @benisjammin93 The land of the Cusband.

Getting a lot of male attention in Sydney.

Me: my next tattoo I think will be on my hip - I wanna get two paper airplanes @Dean_Machine_: cute idea, now where are the twin towers going to go?