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🚨🎙️ | Laurie Whitwell: "Manchester City looking at Enzo Fernandez would have possible implications for Manchester United’s pursuit of Elliot Anderson." 🧐 [@TheAthleticFC]

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Always feel like the first half of the season is an audition for Pep, players get chances, then past Jan he locks into the guys he trusts who have performed and throws his other toys in the bin.

🚨Arsène Wenger on the Sir Alex Ferguson & Pep Guardiola debate: 🗣️ Wenger: "Look, you have to deeply appreciate both of these elite managers and everything they have done for football. They are exceptional minds who have elevated the game. But when people make this comparison, you must point out that they operated in two completely different eras.” “Sir Alex and I, we were in the same era. We fought those battles face-to-face for many years. And the reality is that Sir Alex wasn’t given tons of resources to succeed. He had to build the foundation of his club himself. This is a stark contrast to Pep, who has had all the money in the world with unlimited spending to bring his exact vision to life.” “I say this not to diminish Pep Guardiola’s legacy at all. He is brilliant. In fact, Guardiola might equal Sir Alex’s record for league trophies in 12 fewer years as a manager, which is a staggering achievement. But when you look at the entirety of what Sir Alex built and sustained from the ground up, his greatness is simply unmatched especially when it comes to relying on academy graduates to win the biggest trophies, year after year.” #MUFC

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Men, In the next 10 years: A plumber will earn more than a lawyer. A lawyer will be replaced by AI. Adapt or get buried.

🚨🚨🌕| NEW: Sir Jim Ratcliffe thinks that Manuel Ugarte should be SOLD. [@lauriewhitwell]

🚨 | Brighton have NO intention of selling Carlos Baleba at £50m this summer. [@alex_crook]

🚨🌟 | There are people at #MUFC who believe Ayden Heaven and Leny Yoro will develop to be AS GOOD a partnership as Arsenal pair Gabriel and William Saliba. [@lauriewhitwell/@TheAthleticFC]

Never mock a pain you’ve never felt, or a sin you haven’t been tested with.

Do you think Patrick Dorgu can successfully transition to a quality left winger for Man United?

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@FrankEra_ Welbeck?

What experienced strikers do we think the club are looking at then? Kane? Lewa? Welbeck?

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Discipline of a soldier. Patience of a sniper. Mindset of a millionaire.

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