Roger Smith

needz moar drugs

These hideous old white men need wigs bad.

Oh my God, Congressman Spenser Bachus looks like he leased his scalp out to a honey badger!

Jason is at bar watching the game, bryn is bathed & down, so tonight it's ladies' night. Skinnygirl cucumber vodka here we come.

I'd love to watch CSPAN when they have Hawaiian shirt day in Congress.

I thought they wore wigs here.

Watching CSPAN with Stan.

They’ll vote aGainst herWhen shE fails to meet their gross sexual expectations ANd I will enjoyHer inevitable foray into Celebrity boxing

Batshit-insane American Quitter dangerous delusional numbskull snowbilly grifter and strip-mall Ice Queen of Wasilla

Dear Sarah Palin: Thanks for bumping me up to only the second most hated and useless woman on the planet. Enjoy the bottom. Love, Yoko Ono

I would need more crack cocaine than carter has liver pills to french kiss @SladeSmiley

@SladeSmiley is the anti christ.

I didn't think I could find anyone more physically repulsive than Rick Santorum, then I saw @SladeSmiley in a mullet wig.

@GretchenRossi you are pretty awful, but you're still too good for @sladesmiley

Okay, one more candy bar and if that doesn't shove my feelings away I'll write a letter and send it to Parade magazine.

Why do we need public infrastructure when lazy poor people could just walk to work?

Just slip that gay marriage bill in with Governor Christie's charges from the Golden Corral and he'll sign it into law!

I don't get it - if marriage is only between a man and a woman, how did Mrs. Christie get to marry a hippopodomous?

Mitt Romney to tree: "You`re the same height as my wife."

Oh my GOD, LOL Rick Santorum, a little advice from me...a shake for breakfast, a shake for lunch and a sensible dinner...