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Fillmore Wilbury 🎶

Fillmore Wilbury 🎶

@RussRoth4

power pop treasure hunter, dot connector, mustachioed dad of 3, favorite misheard lyric: "we're all such silly people" (Marvin Gaye, Let's Get It On)

SoCal انضم Mart 2017
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Fillmore Wilbury 🎶
Fillmore Wilbury 🎶@RussRoth4·
Marked safe from being accounted for.
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Fillmore Wilbury 🎶@RussRoth4·
@JewelsJonesLive Grok says the principal was shot in the leg as he rushed the 20 year old guy. The way the gun was pointed at him it looks like it could have been much worse.
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Mr.Carter
Mr.Carter@dexteristwisted·
Screw it.. I'm at the point where I just reset passwords now instead of remembering them
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Sayla Hachey
Sayla Hachey@saylahachey·
Good news, fam!
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Alicia
Alicia@AliciaAgain4·
My bucket list accomplice managed to find me. Let the adventures begin.
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Marcmywords
Marcmywords@Marcmywords2·
A steak so rare it recommends the wine.
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Ⓜ️isterD
Ⓜ️isterD@MisterD78UK·
I'm not saying you're annoying i'm just saying you're like the wind chime of people
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Marcmywords
Marcmywords@Marcmywords2·
The key to phone sex is not staying on the line long enough to trace the call.
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Marcmywords
Marcmywords@Marcmywords2·
According to her Period Tracker, I should’ve summoned an Exorcist yesterday.
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Marcmywords
Marcmywords@Marcmywords2·
*during sex Can’t believe I’m missing Matlock for this.
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Lori
Lori@Cornjerker78·
“Got your nose” doesn’t go over well at a clown convention
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Slappy
Slappy@Slapmemam·
Born to dilly dally, forced to care about my future.
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Slappy
Slappy@Slapmemam·
Body is a temple? No, it’s a crime scene with a "do not cross" tape.
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Slim Plimsoll
Slim Plimsoll@slimplimsoll·
Life has a habit of showing you how little you know about it.
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Case
Case@Cactuscali1991·
Me talking to Vlad the Impaler: "So what do you do?"
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ຖikki
ຖikki@shetalkstodogs·
My life is divided into two segments: anxiety and depression with no health problems, and anxiety and depression with health problems.
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Case
Case@Cactuscali1991·
If I was a mythological creature I'd be a Sighclops.
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Marcmywords
Marcmywords@Marcmywords2·
. Good Morning Advanced Class Of The Remedial Internet
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Natalie Would
Natalie Would@_NatalieWould·
if my TV's so smart then why doesn't it slap me when I turn on the news?
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Festus
Festus@neledmax·
Moon beams and clear nights skies what else could I want
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