Sergio Ortiz

@GoldenEmpoleon @AlbertoBonsanto Que le haya ganado un Alakazam, le dió el desarrollo de personaje que necesitaba

@AlbertoBonsanto "Es que no mames, Garde huele a caño, no voy a volver a usar ese deck nunca más porque me odia" -Alberto Bonsanto, Garde Lover #1; procede a sacar un run cabrón con muy buenos puntos, mientras se queja de que no puedes tener 9 Munkidoris en Bench

Finished 66th (Top 128) with the same Gardevoir ex deck list I used to make Top 64 in Mérida — just missed Top 64 by 1% in my OP WR. I went undefeated into Round 6, streamed it and had a ton of fun. Got interviewed afterwards and it was a great time.

@pokekawara Congratulations!

EUIC Day2 7-2-1 ！

@MichaelPramawat We had a blast having you on Mérida and sharing the spirit of the game with locals. Funniest day to casually pass by (sorry you got delayed)

Got home from Merida at around 3 am today after my flight was canceled on Monday. I placed 197th with a 7-5-1 record. I could have played better but know where I went wrong. Also got 3rd at a league challenge. 😃 I am thankful to have met a ton of great people while stranded!!

@Jezyk46 Awesome run, smooth improvements from last version.

Top8 at Worlds 2025 with Zoroark!

@HistoriaPTontos que pregunta TAN PENDEJA sólo existe una respuesta

Raza, me acaban de hacer una pregunta muy buena y ocupo que me ayuden a contestarla: ¿Cuál es el personaje más guapo y guapa de la historia mexicana? 👇🏼 Así que digan: “jijo de su maie, si estuviera vivo me lo como hasta crudo” jajaja Espero sus respuestas:

@Togewan Yo sí, es el mejor momento para estudiar

“Bendito momento de la madrugada” Dijo nadie, nunca!

Un gato se crio entre perros y ahora le ladra a la gente Salió bilingue el loco

@ricardovitela Peatón cruza irresponsablemente la vía vehicular perdiendo la vida* Aquí fué un claro accidente 😌

🚨#DEULTIMAHORA Automovilista posible victima de un intentos de asalto en la Calz.de la Viga y el eje 5sur embiste y prensa al posible asaltante , el hombre pierde la vida de manera instantánea, queda a un lado una arma 🔫 y un celular.

The FDA has approved Traumagel. a plant-based gel that quickly stops bleeding and helps the body’s natural clotting process. This could be vital for first responders, military personnel, and remote care. Thoughts? #FDAApproval #TraumaCare

@SneakerTalkCA Omg, real bulbasaur league gameplay 😍😍😍

I’ll be honest the Miraidon vs Dragapult Matchup is scary 😱 😵‍💫 #playpokemon

@NicholasMoffit2 1-0-1 Try me boi

Can we please stop with this 3-1-2 Zard bullshit there is no way its correct

@FerFaleraki Las más altas expectativas me han llevado siempre a mejores resultados. Toca el límite y come más pay 🙌🏼

De los 5 kilos que prometí bajar ya solo me faltan 8 😶‍🌫️

A new generation of cancer-preventing vaccines could wipe out tumors before they form. Learn more: scim.ag/8o0 @NewsfromScience #ScienceMagArchives

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

@ICheville @joshhfernando @OP06093 @justinbasiltcg took me 30 seconds Is this the best you can do?

My Magnum Opus. One of the most complicated combos ever, taking over *130* actions per loop, an FTK that is designed to break the Eternal Format, a format designed to be unbreakable. Played a reasonable pace, it takes roughly 5 hours to win a game. Link to explanation below.

@NicholasMoffit2 You should, i consider you to be one of the best cooks of the game right now

Wish I was going to Dortmund next weekend. New tournament formats are usually fun and I haven’t been to an EU regional yet

¿Y que le decimos a la gente de Naucalpan que quiere el apoyo por las inundaciones ?

@airkatakana @callistoroll fucking moron

@callistoroll traumatic memories of a muslim foreigner screaming at a japanese mcdonald’s employee in english, because the sausage mcmuffin he ordered had pork

Another disgraceful example of businesses in Japan not being welcoming to tourists.

Se acaban de actualizar las guías de Fibrilación Auricular (FA) de la European Society of Cardiology (ESC), que reemplazan a las del 2020. Vamos a sintetizar lo más importante de las más de 100 páginas. 👇

Gonna start a thread of sleeves I used at Pokémon events so I can finally decide what the best sleeves are for tournament use. Lilac duel specs - Baltimore Regionals: Shuffle feel was amazing but sleeves got nasty dog ears and mash became clunky halfway through tournament. 6/10