O̶p̶e̶r̶a̶t̶o̶r̶ JANITOR.CHAR

𝘐𝘵’𝘴 𝘢𝘯 𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘺 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘱 𝘔𝘐𝘙𝘈! [TEMPORARY PINNED]

I'M FINISHED! Here is My Beautiful Work Of Art :-)))) You should Tell me How Much you Like It!!! Haha!!

@amonguspillled Understood. I’m…sorry?

@SIMULATEDGUARD Despite the program has been marketed publicly, words about the product it self mustn't be reveal so givingly. We do not want our competitors to find out about this, or else they will rip it and take it for themselves. Understood?

@amonguspillled I-I didn’t know that was part of the NDA? I thought uhhh the Crewmate training program has been publicly marketed by MIRA R&D for a while now

@SIMULATEDGUARD So, I heard you breached your NDA. Now tell me, you are well aware what you have you did, right?

@amonguspillled …H-Hi?

@SIMULATEDGUARD Operator...

// hi. what should management do about the simulation? [ this WILL affect the future... or not! ]

Did you know that the Horned lizard that can shoot blood out from its eyes as a defense mechanism ? The process called auto-haemorrhaging !! The blood they shoot out has a toxic compound it, derived from their diet of harvester ants that they're immune to !!

smolder.✿ 12. They grew up on an asteroid in a mining colony with both parents mining and processing Ore+ for MIRA.

smolder.✿ 11. They have emophilia and fall in love easily without knowing if these feelings are mutual. They also grow easily attached to crewmates in their surroundings. Totally not linked to anything traumatic in their past! :)

smolder.✿ Interaction bait while I’m at work goooo!

HUH?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!

@HelpfulMatey Nononono please! Disconnect from simulator! Disconnect! Get me out of this body! Matey, terminate simulation!

@SIMULATEDGUARD [RETRYING . . .] [CALLMANAGMENT.CODE: FALSE] Connecting to Simulator . . .

I want to disconnect from this simulation

@HelpfulMatey WHAT DO YOU MEAN?! Y-You’re scaring me! I’m not panicking! Imreallyreallyscaredandnotpanickingokayokay Call again…please?

@SIMULATEDGUARD [CALL MANAGEMENT.CODE: FALSE]

@HelpfulMatey W-What do you mean technical difficulties? Uhhhh….Call Management?

@SIMULATEDGUARD . . . It appears as though we are experiencing technical difficulties. Allow me to recalibrate. . . . Continue playing? <

@HelpfulMatey I can’t disconnect the button isn’t working!!!! Uhhh Matey???

@SIMULATEDGUARD Disconnect? < Continue playing? <

@HelpfulMatey On my way, Matey! Let’s get this party started! :D

@SIMULATEDGUARD TASK: Connect to the simulator.

I brought the soup to Management’s door and tucked my child into bed. Time to connect to the simulation! Goly! I wonder what Guard has in store today!

@k00l_m4n4g3r Yup! Up to the point of how to cut carrots correctly! I didn’t know you had to slice them. I thought you just wash and throw it into the soup as it is!

@SIMULATEDGUARD you followed all the recipe instructions correctly, right?

I actually…didn’t burn down the kitchen. Wowsie!

@SWIPEyour_card @k00l_m4n4g3r I will!!! Pinkie promise!

@SIMULATEDGUARD @k00l_m4n4g3r Okay.. but you REALLY gotta start cooking better

I made this beautiful vegetable sandwich for @k00l_m4n4g3r and the rest of the R&D crew. Hope you enjoy it! :) I surely did like my sandwich!! This is the best cooking I did so far!