Sam Hoh

@BarryKnees i put you on so hard to bingo4grope

im crying bro

@TheBertaTiger MAD CUZ AMERICA WON RAHHHHHH 🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

The United States’ Mickey Mouse run to the Gold Medal: -In the easiest division in the Olympics -Faced Slovakia in the Semis, who lost to Finland 6-1 -Canada didn’t have Crosby, Morrissey, or Point in the final and still got dominated -Saved by fake 3v3 hockey 🇨🇦’s game

@crazyguitarman_ tutorial?

UUHHHH GUYS.... DURING MY FLOAT TECH RESEARCH, I MAY HAVE ACCIDENTALLY FOUND A WAY TO MAKE ZEN TWERK IN OVERWATCH

So brainrotted im tug tug tuggin my sahur rn

i love pokemon

start diggin in yo hut twin

Everyone else my age: "I'm pregnant!" "I bought a house!" "We're engaged" Me: "The game I've been waiting for for years finally released so I didn't leave the house for over a week"

i do not "change to a more effective build" i do not "come back later when im stronger" i do not "learn enemy attacks" i BRUTE FORCE bosses, and if i die I TRY AGAIN UNTIL I WIN

Universal has registered domain names for ‘SUPER MARIO GALAXY MOVIE’ A Nintendo Direct is happening tomorrow.

dark humour mfs when you joke about the death of their favorite right wing political commentator instead of the death of some random trans teenager

in my uber looking at this pizza like a marine coming home to see his wife (i’m fucking this shit)

Mega Hawlucha is the one time in recent years I've seen 90% of the fandom in agreement that it's a good design and it's so refreshing to see

"We're getting yet another Gen 1 Mega Evolution form. We're so toast!" Mega Hawlucha coming in with the clutch to end Gen 1's unstoppable Mega Evolution streak:

A showboating entertainer who hypes up a crowd! Mega Hawlucha will make its debut in #PokémonLegendsZA 💥

@confusionkys POV: confusion dropping huge dong during the tbag of the century on you

leaving ur team and quitting the game because of a CONFUSION TWEET 😭😭

>gets bm'd once > develops confusion derangement system many such cases

@confusionkys imagine getting bitched by confusionow like i’d kms that’s so embarrassing

@confusionkys another fusion banger

my 100000 hp ramattra on point

RT if you agree

@R3xlo i relate to this tweet so much reckslow! keep being you king! 😃😃😃

Went out for a meal and had a burger AND a dessert im such a fat unlovable ugly chud someone should put me down like a sick dog